Lemayo 

1. A fat penguin
2. laughing along when really you think someone is insane
3.stroking a grandads bald patch with some mayonise
4. can be used when annoyed at a significant other

1. Oh my good god look at that penguin... it's sooo lemayo
2. HaHaHaHaHAHA!.. that kid is wayy lemayo
3. its okay grandad.. its all lemayo
4. "grow up and stop being so lemayo" or "get over it we cant all be as lemayo as you"

Lemayo by Annabelle & Hayley February 20, 2009

lemao 

When Chairman Mao Zedong tells a cracker of a joke, causing all nearby Communist Party members to clap and laugh in time and say 'Lemao'

Mao: And then I imprisoned the filthy bourgeoise
Nearby Communists: Lemao (clap and laugh)

lemao by _Fidel_Castro_ October 13, 2016

Lemay'd

1.) To be stifled by illogical or drunken belligerent behavior.

2.) Male version of a Karen

Easily destroyed by logical conversation.

Although, it's common for the perpetrator to "circle back"
Especially, silenced if spoken in Pablo Danger (language).

Ex: you're getting Lemay'd. like you're talking to a wall.

Lemay'd by J. Biden February 26, 2021

le mayo 

what LMAO sounds like when pronounced phonetically. sometimes used on web forums to denote sarcasm when "laughing" at a non-humorous joke. may also be used to express genuine amusement, depending on the context.

n00b: "random shitty joke or repost"

forum regular: le mayo.

le mayo by bikehorn86 January 20, 2007

lemay 

The most badass guy ever

The guy who tells you "no drinking in the computer lab" as he spills mountain dew all over his keyboard

The movie Man of Fire was based on his past life
Observers speculate he must have been to much of a threat to everyone in America for him to give up being a badass in another life

Because honestly who wants to be a teacher?
Not lemay, cause hes 100% badass

Student: No I'm like a straight B student!

Lemay: As opposed to a gay B student?

lemay by Brad Getman March 20, 2008

Lmayonaise 

An evolved version of lmao often used by advance creatures

Guy:"your mom bi"

Girl:"lmayonaise"

Lmayonaise by Thecarljr's July 11, 2018

Ayyy Lmayonnaise 

A phrase that continues the word ayy lmao but adds mayonnaise to the end for some reason, it might sound stupid when you think about it but it gives you something to say when someone pulls out a jar of mayonnaise.

*pull's out jar of thick white substance*
;"Ayyy Lmayonnaise!"
"this isn't mayonnaise"
Then nobody says anything and you should probably leave

Ayyy Lmayonnaise by SadistFreakGuy August 28, 2016