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Lendtard
*A mortgage lender that lacks the basic life skills to be a productive member of society.
*A retarded mortgage lender
*A retarded mortgage lender
Leaftard
Normal person: I think it's bad to commit 50% of our cap to 4 forward when we could use that money on defense
Leaftard: Shut up, this team is a future contender and you don't know what you're talking about
Leaftard: Shut up, this team is a future contender and you don't know what you're talking about
Leaftard by Leafsfan69 August 12, 2020
Loadtard
The lowest form of loadness, this bottom feeder typically presents characteristics not common to the human form. The genetic makeup involves a lack of one or more chromosomes which is not recognizable at birth and therefore untreated. As the creature develops, symptoms being to show such as sloth-like behavior, slurred speech, drooling, eyes crossing, nose running, gas omitting, wretched halitosis and a limp when walking. Conditions worsen as the creature ages. All of the symptoms are heightened and others are added such a irritability, racist behavior, impossible stubbornness, general stupidity, and little if at all tolerance for other human beings.
Leahtard
A girl named Leah patel in north Brunswick township HIGHSCHOOL who is so dumb that she needs special help
Leahtard by Hsbdjdbdjd April 19, 2017
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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