The lowest form of loadness, this bottom feeder typically presents characteristics not common to the human form. The genetic makeup involves a lack of one or more chromosomes which is not recognizable at birth and therefore untreated. As the creature develops, symptoms being to show such as sloth-like behavior, slurred speech, drooling, eyes crossing, nose running, gas omitting, wretched halitosis and a limp when walking. Conditions worsen as the creature ages. All of the symptoms are heightened and others are added such a irritability, racist behavior, impossible stubbornness, general stupidity, and little if at all tolerance for other human beings.
by HarkMart May 05, 2009
A stinky, hairy hippie skank. Typicall found in the North East from Upsate New York through the Blueberry Barrens of Maine and the entire Pacific Noth West. This in an elusive creature, but can be lured into action by patchouli oil & Greatful Dead music.
by HarkMart May 05, 2009