Lazy Cow 

A woman that is quite capable of doing a days work, but chooses instead to dodge out of her duties. IE, if at work, hiding in the toilets, filing nails, chatting, making personal phone calls.

From 1998 - 1999, I had to "carry" a woman named "Margaret" as well as my own job, the lazy cow used to bug me so much that I wanted to punch her lights out.

Lazy Cow by HILLY B May 31, 2007

lazy cowboy 

A man don't have a full-time employment get a girlfriend then ask her to marry have 1 or more children. (Lazy cowboy) He uses her for resources living expenses.

Lazy cowboy love to make many excuse. honey I m going for my adult high school equivalents.

Hey lazy cowboy still jobless. Your wife or girlfriend isn't going to support you for the rest of your life.

She eventually is going to kick you out

lazy cowboy by Real truthful Raymond September 15, 2016

Lazy Cowgirl 

This is a sexual position usually referring to a straight couple. The man is lying supine (flat). The woman is straddling the man but is on her knees, as opposed to squatting, which is hard and makes your legs burn.

When Amber is really tired she loves to do the lazy cowgirl. It's her favorite sexual position.

Lazy Cowgirl by Areeshee September 12, 2010

lazy cowboy 

When you yee-haw turns into a yee-nah

Tractor Boy: Im not bothered. It a yee-nah day. ima lazy cowboy

lazy cowboy by reilei February 16, 2019

Lazy cowboy 

Sexual position where both partners are lying on their backs with their heads away from each other. Essentially, the person riding cowboy stays connected, straightens their legs, and then lies straight backward onto their back. Good passive position when one or both people are tired or convalescing. Also an excellent position to sleep connected to your partner.

1: Hey babe I’m really horny - wanna have some wild sex?
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.

1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!

2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!

1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!

Lazy cowboy by PeckertonDetinktive February 24, 2022