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Anti-laysatical 

deeply not wanting to do, but you cant help but to.
all done with my work, time to sleep....... *but instead you start to duple check your work* being anti-laysatical strikes again!

labbatical 

When a woman's labia takes a paid vacation for medical reasons.
Marcy's vagina had to skip town for a few weeks because it's crack dealer was on the prowl, so it took a labbatical. Paul was quite disappointed when he found out, but realized this meant 2 weeks of anal sex for him.

fantast-i-lastical 

gordon- hey whats crack-a-lackin?
rupert- its goin pretty good i just got paid
gordon- wow thats fantast-i-lastical!