labbatical 

When a woman's labia takes a paid vacation for medical reasons.

Marcy's vagina had to skip town for a few weeks because it's crack dealer was on the prowl, so it took a labbatical. Paul was quite disappointed when he found out, but realized this meant 2 weeks of anal sex for him.

labbatical by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

Laysatical 

Deeply wanting to do, but being far too lazy to.

Why? Why am I always so laysatical, wasting my life away!

Laysatical by steelspoder178 March 7, 2017

Soul Sabbatical 

A period of rest taken by the principle of life, feeling, thought, and action in humans.

Guy #1: "Man, have you seen bill in a while?"

Guy #2: "Yeah, I went to his house and he was in the middle of a soul sabbatical."

Soul Sabbatical by wussy February 26, 2010

sabbatical 

Leave time with pay granted to a teacher or professor after serving for six or seven years on the same faculty. Its purpose is to give an extended period of time for concentrated study.

A sabbatical year is a prolonged hiatus, typically one year, in the career of an otherwise successful individual taken in order to fulfill some dream, e.g. writing a book or travelling extensively. Some universities and other institutional employers of scientists, physicians, and/or academics offer a paid sabbatical as an employee benefit

I need a sabbatical to think over some things and get away from the daily routine.

sabbatical by Adanedhel July 3, 2005

Spank sabbatical 

Taking a time out, a breather from long periods of masterbating.

My friends boyfriend is on a spank sabbatical, because he was waxing his own carrot too much, and became desinsitized , no longer able to perform intercourse with his girlfriend.

Spank sabbatical by Amawee21 May 15, 2016

Anti-laysatical 

deeply not wanting to do, but you cant help but to.

all done with my work, time to sleep....... *but instead you start to duple check your work* being anti-laysatical strikes again!

Anti-laysatical by steelspoder178 March 8, 2017

fabbatical

any extended period of leave from one's customary habit of always being on facebook, absorbing more meaningless drivel from people you haven't missed for years but are now somehow your FB friends, for the purpose of performing work, getting rest or to acquire new skills or training, etc. In other words, to get a life.

Patti's life had become a train wreck, her facebook addiction almost worse than meth. She clearly needs a fabbatical.

fabbatical by russtafc January 5, 2011