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Lailanie
A girl that is fine as hell and got all the boys attention. She'll never give up on anything she really wants or needs, especially in an argument, oh and her hair you wish you had it. She LOVES her friends so if you mess with them you mess with her. Just be careful, don't get her mad, cuz then...... she'll beat ur ass. She doesn't have a booty but that ass be going up and down. If she falls and hurts herself shell go and pick her ass up. But she's also a sweet loving girl who is kind and giving and goes to church every Sunday, she has a big heart and loves to share it.
teacher: Lailanie can you stop talking
Lailanie: sorry I thought that was why god gave me a mouth
teacher: are you talking back to me?
Lailanie: sorry bitch I thought that was how a conversation worked
Lailanie: sorry I thought that was why god gave me a mouth
teacher: are you talking back to me?
Lailanie: sorry bitch I thought that was how a conversation worked
Lailanie by Dynasty valentine May 21, 2018
Laylani
Laylani's are nice girls but they have a mean side. Sometimes they dont like to share and if you make them mad they will be aggressive towards you and want to inflict the most amount of pain possible. Laylani's are usually a tan complexion, with Hawaiian resemblance. Afte rall, the name is Laylani right? Laylani's are funny and can make you laugh. They are also very fun and energetic. They can make you happy.
Girl: Do you like her?
Guy: Yeah, she's nice but can be mean too. A total Laylani.
Girl: ahahaha !! She's a cool female then.
Guy: Yeah, she's nice but can be mean too. A total Laylani.
Girl: ahahaha !! She's a cool female then.
Laylani by LaLaOfficial. November 10, 2012
leylanie
Leylanie is a pretty girl but she can make an annoying sister she is kind, smart, and pretty leylanie is a very kind person she has a kind personality it does not matter how she looks in the outside it matters in the inside if you know or have a leylanie great for you if you dont know a leylanie find one
A leylanie is a very kind person they can be annoying sometimes be kind to a leylanie cuz when their mad their mad
leylanie by Unknown_175 May 30, 2017
Leylanie
Leylanie is very shy girl and only shows her true self to people that she loves. She’s a loyal person and has a weird but cool personality. She’s beautiful and amazing inside out. She is a very caring person and gives out good advice. She’s a girl who’s has been through a lot but still makes it with a smile everyday. She’s also is a fighter but only what she believes is right. She also thinks she isn’t good enough but we all know she is. Leylanie also doesn’t take any bullshit so never try her.
Leylanie by Jehoshapnd October 18, 2018
Laylani
Laylani’s are the smartest and most beautiful girls you’d ever meet. They always seem to line Harry Potter, Stranger things, and LOVE Ariana Grande. Be happy to have one in your life. Don’t lose them.
Laylani’s are compatible with;
Cancer, cancer, and cancer. 🥺
Laylani’s are compatible with;
Cancer, cancer, and cancer. 🥺
Laylani by Uhm skid girl April 14, 2020
laylonie
laylonie is the definition of the most affectionate person. She always makes sure her friends are okay before herself. She loves everyone dearly no matter what they have done. She sees the bright side to everyone and that makes me smile. I love you laylonie with all my heart. Laylonie deserves all the happiness in the world 🤟🏽
laylonie by deeznuts31 November 22, 2021
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