Laxer bro 

A guy who plays lacrosse addictively, there skills at lacrosse are one of there few redeeming qualities. They have long hair, look high, and always talk about lacrosse with other lacrosse players.

"dude i was like going up against some nube from gilman and I like owned his ass"

"shut up u fuckin laxer bro"
"Im not a laxer bro"

Laxer bro by hunter woodlock December 14, 2009

laxer bro 

Normally a term associated with preppy white kids on the east coast that play lacrosse. Most laxer bros enjoy being douches, thinking there better then others, and being gay, while they are not out lax-in. Many of these "bros" are unathletic and have defaulted to lacrosse cause of inability to play any other sport, like football, basketball, baseball, or any other sport that actually requires talent to play. Laxer bros can normally can be found hangin together in groups consisting from 2-8 members, never more. normally females are not found in the laxer bros immediate group, because of their gay cult. Many laxer bro create inside jokes with each other that they try and display onto normal people, who usually look at them like there retarded. Many laxer bros also have little futures because of no market for lacrosse outside of college and the fact that many of them do poorly in school cause of stupidity.

a laxer bro is typically: stupid, gay in sum shape or form, plays lacrosse, normally a white prick

laxer bro by lax-is-4-fags August 6, 2010

later bro 

Phrase used to dismiss an enemy one has just "pwned" (killed) in any first person shooter style video game, namely Call of Duty 4. Headshots are perfect prefaces to the "later bro."

Doug: "Jake, you gotta later bro that dude!"
*headshot*
Jake: "Later Brooo!"

later bro by Eric Hazelburg January 11, 2009

brozone layer 

atmosphere made of girls' fart which prevents the rays of hope of dating coming through. Friendzoner's ultimate move. A girl set up the brozone layer only when she is comfortable enough with a guy to call him a brother.

Peter: I'm really happy that Angie and I are getting to know each other better. The other day she farted; it was so cute.
All the guys: No, you fool. She set up the brozone layer; you're hopeless.

brozone layer by lordeChae December 13, 2014

brown laser 

the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.

i.e. diarrhea

An hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser.

brown laser by txba397 December 20, 2008

brown laser beam 

liquefied shit

my arse was bubbling and i sit down on the toilet and a jet of liquefied shit shot out my ass like a brown laser beam

brown laser beam by spaff61 November 30, 2011

B brott laser 

When you are fucking this super hot chick and just before you cum you pull out and blast her face off with your B Brott laser

Dude I was pounding my ex and I killed her with my B Brott laser

B brott laser by Cincosocks April 17, 2016