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City located a several miles north of Boston, (Lawrence).Where everyone knows everyone, its a predominant Dominican city.Where the feens always hang out on broadway st with a pipe, along with the prostitutes. Where there a barber shop and bodega (spanish corner store) on every corner. Where ppl stand outside stores and sell bootleg movies, stolen chains, sneakers, etc.Where you cant go to a party without it being raided or shot up. where theres 5 diffrent public housing projects across the city. A very crowded city with a population of 90,000 in an area of 6 square miles. Lawtown mass.
Lawtown
Lawtown by J-Arson March 9, 2011

Lawton Friedland 

Thrusting as much prayer beads into a homeless mans ass.
"Please sir can I have some more?"
"I'm going to Lawton Friedland some hobo today"
Lawton Friedland by Blibybduvd March 29, 2019

Lawsowned 

During the 2011 HP Touchpad craze, a trailer park hillbilly ran a possible scam company under his last name: Lawson Electronix. The company managed to string its customers like sheep for an unheard of amount of time, while they suffered from Stockholm syndrome. He refunded some, and may have left others hanging. The punch line? He didn't deliver the product and even duped more customers into VOLUNTARILY giving him their money again.

In short, to be Lawsowned, is a more narrow version of getting pwned. Specifically it is used on the idiots that defended their executioner.
Dude: "Yo, onSale didn't come through for me last year during the Touchpad sale."

Dude2: "Lucky for me, I opted for Lawson's waiting list. Been on it for 8 months now. Almost there!"

Dude: "Hey asshole, you just got Lawsowned!"
Lawsowned by Galois September 14, 2011

Lawsowned 

The act of being brutally and apathetically destroyed in 3 seconds or less by a rogue in World of Warcraft. This expression is well known amongst horde players on the Gorgonnash realm who have all, at one point or another, been helplessly obliterated by the alliance rogue Lawson.
Level 60 Cloth wearer, probably a warlock: Dude some rogue just WTFPWNED me in the orgimmar bank!

Cool, well-informed Horde player: Yeah dude you just got Lawsowned.
Lawsowned by eatabeef October 10, 2005

Lawton, Oklahoma 

A town located in the southern region of Oklahoma consisting of little to no places for teenagers to congrogate. Within this town there is basically a mall (where anyone under 18 isn't allowed on Fridays and Saturdays after 5 p.m) ,one skatepark far away from anywhere in town, leaving nothing for us to do other then get high, shoot eachother, drink, and that's about it. Well...there is Fort Sill with some things to do.... but noone can get on without an i.d.

It's a boring town, if you ever think of moving here DONT, and if your forced, welcome to HELL, USA.

One last note: If you move here, dont expect to be able to get out all that easily.... easy getting in, hard getting out.
Stay the F*** away from Lawton, Oklahoma!
Lawton, Oklahoma by Heretic Seth February 19, 2008

LAWLOWNED 

1. "LAWLOWNED" is a word used mostly in online games to show that you have "owned" someone in a way that is funny somehow.
2. a. "LAWLOWNED" be used in chat rooms to show that someone has been "owned" in real life in a humorous way. | b. This is usually used with a question mark at the end if you are unsure if the person was really "LAWLOWNED" or not.

SEE: own, owned, and lawl
1. I lawlowned you with that axe, dude!

2. a. Example 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me.
Example 2: LAWLOWNED!

b. Example 1: I have a test tomorrow at school.
Example 2: Lawlowned?
LAWLOWNED by CrazyChao December 20, 2007
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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