Lawdaphobia

Lawde ka darr

You have lawdaphobia

Lawdaphobia by F8shot February 15, 2023

landphobia

Landphobia is the bigotry and intolerance towards landownership and People of Land. People of Land (PoL) is one of the most marginalised minority groups in modern day society and is constantly subject to microaggressions (e.g. not paying rent plus tip on time); hateful bigotry (e.g. ‘being a landlord is not a rEaL jOb’); and at times even systemic discriminations such as property tax and eviction moratoriums.

Rentoid: Landlords add nothing to society and are parasites. Why am I forced to pay to live in my own house??
People of land: What is this Landphobia? I’m literally shaking right now!!

landphobia by OS69 August 29, 2021

lasaphobia 

the fear of shoelaces

"Kit why are your shoes never tied?"
"I have lasaphobia. It's incurable."

lasaphobia by mastercutter May 31, 2018

ludaphobia

(n.) The extreme fear of Russian Ballet Warrior, Liudmila. Side effects include: Rapid weight loss, increased suicidal thoughts, chair leaping, bruises, intense body odor, over active salivary/sweat glands, adaptation of russian dialect and culture, intense hatred of pianists named steve, increased awareness of one's zipper.

*May lead to fear of mirrors and crippling injuries of hips and knees. Also, intense longing for corrective surgery may induce.

Positive Polly became distraught when Luda threw a chair at her, causing her Ludaphobia to skyrocket out of control and sending her into an epileptic frenzy. She now resides in a padded room with no reflective objects whatsoever. We now call her Fat.

ludaphobia by Mt. Dew Drinker February 22, 2009

Labiaphobia 

One who is afraid of the meat curtains

I can't believe that Scott is totally afraid to touch an older woman's vagina. He's got Labiaphobia

Labiaphobia by LuvBubble August 14, 2011

labraphobia 

The medical term for having a fear of Labrador retrievers.

My mailman has such Labraphobia that he leaves my mail at the neighbors house.

labraphobia by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020