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lavatory lemonade 

The act of pissing in a bathroom sink.
All the stalls were occupied . I couldn't hold it any longer so I headed to the sink for some lavatory lemonade.

Lavatory Shrew 

The smallest mammal resident on the isles of Great Britain. Often used to compare against other things that are also very small indeed.
Phil - Ben, how's your Egg, Beans & Sausage?
Ben - Rubbish, the sausage is about as big as a Lavatory Shrew
Lavatory Shrew by zzwill December 1, 2011

Lavatory Draft 

The smell you experience when you sit close to the lavatory on an airplane.
Friend 1: "Dude, on your flight, you need to request the bulkhead."

Friend 2: "Yeah, that can be good or bad." "On my last flight, I was seated in the bulkhead but had to deal with lavatory draft during the 5 hour flight."

Friend 1: "Bummer"
Lavatory Draft by MyahYvette June 14, 2009

poot lavato 

Demi Lavato's twin sister who she trapped in a basement for years, maybe even centuries. #justiceforpoot
Poot Lavato is going to outshine her sister with her new single "eggs" featuring Igloo Australia
poot lavato by Therealpootlavato January 15, 2016

Lavatory 

A 'polite' name for a toilet. To some extent, the 'British' equivalent of the American 'bathroom'.
Desperate for a pee, Sara politely asked her host to show her where the lavatory was.
Lavatory by Boris2 February 25, 2009

Lavatory 

A (Rock/Grunge/Alternative) band from Hungary. They are influenced by 90's rock scene and oldies. Best known for their rhythmic, fuzzy and distorted guitar sound, their brilliant "singable" lyrics and the special 1 drummer/2 guitarist-singer look.
Guy 1: Hey, have you ever been to a Lavatory concert?
Guy 2: No, I haven't!
Guy 1: Yeah, I should have known 'cause you're alive...
Lavatory by Peter Phillip December 29, 2007