Lauren.A

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A smart, deathly sarcastic, amazing girl who can drive you insane. She’s really fun to be around. She’s a great listener, especially because she can be a quiet at times. She’s great st comforting people but usually she’ll tell you if your being annoying. She seems tough but she has a soft side. She can be hurt easily by those close to her and can cry easily when she’s hurt. Sometimes it’s hard for her to speak her mind, and because of this she lies to keep people from getting hurt. over all she’s a really good friend. Get u a girl like Lauren

A lauren.A is a sweet sarcastic closed off girl

Lauren.A by Big.BOIII.69 July 24, 2018

Words you can keep

National Worship a Lauren day

Every April 30th, you treat a Lauren like a queen

Wow, tomorrow is National Worship a Lauren day, gotta hope I don't accidently disrespect one of them.

National Worship a Lauren day by Yote_Maestro May 31, 2018

A Lauren

When you're on FaceTime to someone 24/7 but you've never met in person, but you consider them as a sister.

Person 1: Is it like A Lauren?
Person 2: Yeah, it's exactly like that.

A Lauren by Freebie Freestyler January 27, 2018

Pull a Lauren

The act of sucking a fart out of someone’s ass

Damn, my girl came over just to pull a Lauren on me.
It was the best one she’s ever done

Pull a Lauren by Lil BamBam March 1, 2019

Pulling A Lauren

Doing something really really stupid. Like. Extremely stupid. Very little people do these kind of idiot things, and when people do them you just think, Wow. You have to be pretty stupid to do those kind of stunts.

Example 1
Person 1"Did you hear about Lauren?"

Person 2"No. Whats going on with Lauren?"

Person 1"When she was in the police station taking a drug test, she picked up a boy and they're going out right now."

Person 2" God dammit Lauren...."

Example 2
Person 1"Wheres Chloe?"

Person 2"In court."
Person 1"WHY?!"

Person 2"She was cought smoking crackin the CVS bathroom."
Person 1"Wow. Not really shocked. Thats the third time this month."
Person 2"Yea. She was pulling a Lauren."

Example 3
Person 1"Whats Lauren doing?"

Person 2"Humping a pig?"

Person 1"AGAIN!? Dammit. She's going to come into contact with some sorts of AIDS."
Person 2"Doesn't she already have AIDS?"
Person 1 "Oh yea thats right I forgot."

Pulling A Lauren by wolf1205 October 6, 2012

a lauren

When you shit in someone's mouth then give them an uppercut

Let's get weird and do a Lauren together

a lauren by Gypsyface May 5, 2016

A Lauren

When you're having a WhatsApp conversation with a girl, they read the message but don't reply for at least 30 minutes.

We're getting on great but she keeps doing a lauren and not answering my messages

A Lauren by Joffalot May 24, 2017

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026