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Lauren B. 

A drop dead gorgeous girl who is into musical theater and has amazing singing/dancing skills. the one who waits for the perfect guy to come along and just doesnt date someone for their looks. looks at people inside and out. doesnt make out for the kicks... makes out for the guy. is nice to everyone and is the favorite to all the parents. life of the party and mature at the same time. puts everyone before herself. will wait for the perfect sweet guy to come along. brown hair and jewish. popular and makes all the girls jealous. hot and tan singer beautiful and a dancer.
i want to be a lauren b.. find that one perfect guy.
Lauren B. by dancersinger March 4, 2010
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Lauren B 

The funnest person you'll ever know. She's crazy and over dramatic at times. But when you really get to know her, you'll see that she is nice and smart and amazing. She'll cry with you and laugh with you. She's the funniest friend you'll ever have. She's actually beautiful and she's not afraid to show it.
You're are such a Lauren B; I hate you but I love you
Lauren B by Corona Dogg December 11, 2018

Lauren B 

Twerk Team Captain. Gets down with her bad self. Aint givin two shit bout nothin'. Big titty lookin' fine ass bitch.

No but really, a Lauren B is a genuine individual. Coming across one is a once in a life time experience that you should cherish with all your heart.
Friend 1:Yo, I met dis fine dime piece a coo minute ago.
Friend 2:Ayyyy, I feel. Must have been a Lauren B.
Friend 1:YEEE luhh dat bitch.
Lauren B by mkmm March 10, 2013

Lauren B 

An extremely funny girl. She's possibly obsessed with Object Shows. She is somewhat mean but nice sometimes. She has a soft spot for soft smart people even though she might act cold towards them. Sometime's she is readable and hides her feelings. She is also sometimes mysterious. She is a person who is loves to sing but is very shy. And if she likes you, GOOD LUCK GETTING RID OF HER! IT IS IMPOSSIBLE I TELL YOU!
"Lauren B is a very cool person!"
Lauren B by AineSlayBaddie May 8, 2025

Laurel b-12 

She’s so hot
Hi Laurel b-12, how are your pillows doing today?
Laurel b-12 by Bassmaster24 February 10, 2022
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