Placing your erection between the wet kissing lips of twoattractive women and moving back & forth until climax... then frothing into their mouths while they continue kissing each other.
These two hot sisters totally gave me a gentleman's latte on my boat yesterday... while their dad watched!
A passive aggressive way to say goodbye to your boss when you intend to quit in a blaze of glory.
Named for Stephen Slater who quit his job at JetBlue in a dramatic and newsworthy fashion.
Glenn told Ellen to clear the paper jam in the photocopier for the fourth time today. Ellen looked at the photocopier and then at Glenn and said "S'later" under her breath. She won't be back tomorrow!
A time in ones life where its nearly impossible to binge drink on a weekday, stealing toilet paper from work instead of going to k-mart is unacceptable, and playing a pick-up game of B-ball means 3 days in bed rubbing bengay all over your body.
Johnny: "Wow, Jose Cuervo and I are just not friends anymore.... AND I threw out my back when the stripper was pouring champagne down my throat"
Johnny's wingman: "Welcome to your late 20's my friend"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!