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Lassiter 

If your white they will have the biggest penises in the world and have good fortune in the underworld and the underworld and real world.
Lassiter (las-sit-er) anglo Saxons family heritage
Lassiter by Wrightt December 31, 2022

Lassiter middle school 

A shitty ass school in Louisville Kentucky no one knows about, the teachers are wack the teacher are lame and they don’t know what their doing, the rules and dress code doesn’t make sense we walk 2 by 2 it’s dumb .
Me: I go to Lassiter middle school

Someone: what school is that?
Lassiter middle school by _m.onaae_ October 15, 2019

Carlton Lassiter

The Head Detective of the SBPD in Psych. A man with the best eyes and hair that could rival anyone’s. He wants nothing more than to be a father and to be promoted to Chief.
A: Who’s your favorite character in Psych?

B: Definitely Carlton Lassiter, even if he might be serious most of the time.

A: I completely agree with you, though it might come to a draw with Burton Guster.
Carlton Lassiter by SomeRandomRose December 15, 2021

bailey lassiter 

-the coolest kid you will ever meet. probably the most interesting one too. she pretty much a super hero.
I met the most amazing kid named Bailey lassiter today.
:)

jacob lassiter 

An asshole who likes big fat whales, aka women who are fat. He thinks if you have short hair you're a guy, and if you have long hair, then you're a girl. He is the big gay
jacob lassiter is mean to me and my friends

Lassetered 

The act of being followed by an unwanted companion, in order to escape one must use deception and skill
Run, we’re about to get lassetered
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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