Definitions by Jacobdidthis

jacob lassiter 

An asshole who likes big fat whales, aka women who are fat. He thinks if you have short hair you're a guy, and if you have long hair, then you're a girl. He is the big gay

jacob lassiter is mean to me and my friends

jacob lassiter by Jacobdidthis May 9, 2018

mathew davis 

The most stupidest kid in all of existence. Once ate a sock at 3 AM over a wet dream.

Mathew Davis doesn't know his head from his feet

mathew davis by Jacobdidthis February 8, 2018