jacob lassiter

An asshole who likes big fat whales, aka women who are fat. He thinks if you have short hair you're a guy, and if you have long hair, then you're a girl. He is the big gay
jacob lassiter is mean to me and my friends
by Jacobdidthis May 09, 2018
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mathew davis

The most stupidest kid in all of existence. Once ate a sock at 3 AM over a wet dream.
Mathew Davis doesn't know his head from his feet
by Jacobdidthis February 08, 2018
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