lardass

A lardass is a person with a few gallons of blubber on their stomach, chest, back, hips, face, chins, and most notably, their caboose. Among the folds of their vast girth, one may find cheeto dust, french fries, potato chips, the TV remote, a dollar twenty-five, and a thick coating of some smelly white goo. The common lardass is found in Mom's basement. They do not move unless food is involved, thus they never take a shower, thus they stink.

- Yo, Jerry is such a lardass. He hasn't moved from his lazyboy in a month.
- Whoa, you mean there is a whole chair under all those fat rolls? Damn.

by Noobly20932 September 13, 2018

lardass

a fat person, someone who eats a lot, wide-load

my friends lardass girlfriend ate my house.

by Xr4Y October 27, 2004

Lardass

An extremely fat kid that refuses to go on a diet and stop playing World of Warcraft.
Cries alot when left out of everything.
Hated by everyone because hes a fatass ninja..

"Lardass will never get a group again after we post this on the forums"
"In the name of France I Conquer this bread"
"Hunters deserve melee weapons like rogues"
"Hunters are useful group members"

by Durgenburger June 11, 2005

Lardass

As in "Pulling a Lardass".

Avowing to a web community that you are leaving them all for good, and then returning the very next day apologetic or under a new handle. Attestations of "I'm Leaving! I'm Leaving!" usually accompany this behavior.

Mike: "Man- I have GOT to quit this website, I am gonna get fired!"

Bob: "Ah. Pulling a Lardass, I see"

by Scott Lindeman November 8, 2006

lardass

1. A fatass
2. The white solid or semisolid rendered fat of a hog's ass

When people are obessed, they tend to have a lardass.

by Denny Tang February 10, 2003

Lardass

Kim kardashian

Wow Kim Kardashian is a real lardass.

by Abkbkab January 11, 2017

Lardass

Joshua Robert Munson -@bxgabe

Josh was acting like a lardass when he took everyone’s cheeseburgers at lunch

by Gabester4102 October 17, 2018