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A totally laid back and awesome guy who anyone would have the pleasure of knowing. He's very sweet and positively witty at times, but has a little dark side he tries not to let out for fear of scaring away potential friends or lovers. This guy can play video games with you all day or even take you out for a good time. If you ever meet a Laquann (especially if he wears glasses), be sure to get to know him. It's worth it.
At least give them a chance.
I wish every guy was like yours! I want a Laquann!
Laquann by Queen of Hearts NYC October 29, 2014
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laquanathan 

When you fucking a bitch and she gently slides a dildo up your ass and she softly whispers "my dick is bigger than yours daddy."
Bro this bitch hit me with a laquanathan last night.
laquanathan by Laquanathan December 22, 2017
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Is that BITCH !! He will often keep a couple of trades near, at reach. Many often sleep on Laquan and get it twisted. Laquan always shows up and give whats suppose to be gave.
Laquan had Eminem on the first album. Laquan had Kanye saying she a problem.
Laquan by BeyNonce November 22, 2021
Handsome young man, very smart, and he brings luck so fw him no matter what. He also has a big COCK but that’s besides the point.
X: Get your own man🙄
Y: Laquan is mine!
Laquan by Definitelynotlaquan👀 November 22, 2021

LaQuanta 

Means the most bomb ass bitch evs. Gets shit handled. Doesn't take BS from anyone but still is loving and beautiful the whole time she's whooping your ass. Be frickin' afraid of LQuizzle.
Person 1: You remember LaQuanta?
Person 2: How could I forget she kicked my ass because I didnt return her Land Before Time vhs.
Person 1: Yep thats her.
LaQuanta by Pseudo-Alex April 10, 2009

laquanique 

A multiple talented , yet misunderstood individual, with an introvert personality. Dominance , strength , and flaws describe this person , and they are loyal and trustworthy, also , they have two sides to them.
I am too Laquanique to speak to ignorant people. Inferior, important
laquanique by Quaniique December 20, 2016

Laquantice 

A nice sexy 30 year old black man that belongs to the mandingo tribe.. 1
Oh yess Laquantice make this p****y cuuuum!!!!!!!!
Laquantice by Chardonnay goddess September 19, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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