lapdoor 

An essential feature of any modern house. A cross between a pool and a door.

Xav was swimming in his lapdoor when he got splinters all down his muscular waterpolo body

lapdoor by poofh8r October 2, 2010

landoor 

This is an alternative for Gandu or chutiya, also used to describe a person who loves to suck armpits.

Farhan, madarchod, is a landoor.

landoor by Sandeep101 May 23, 2016

lapdoodling 

The table hidden act of manipulating one's private parts during a meeting or dinner.

George seemed bored during our dinner date, although, he smiled the entire time. He must have been lapdoodling.

lapdoodling by jimmy_the geek April 20, 2011

landoor

This is an alternative for Gandu or chutiya, also used to describe a person who loves to suck armpits.

Kumud, gelchod, is a landoor

landoor by Swiftail December 3, 2025