lapdoor

An essential feature of any modern house. A cross between a pool and a door.

Xav was swimming in his lapdoor when he got splinters all down his muscular waterpolo body

by poofh8r October 2, 2010

landoor

This is an alternative for Gandu or chutiya, also used to describe a person who loves to suck armpits.

Farhan, madarchod, is a landoor.

by Sandeep101 May 23, 2016

lapdoodling

The table hidden act of manipulating one's private parts during a meeting or dinner.

George seemed bored during our dinner date, although, he smiled the entire time. He must have been lapdoodling.

by jimmy_the geek April 20, 2011

landoor

This is an alternative for Gandu or chutiya, also used to describe a person who loves to suck armpits.

Kumud, gelchod, is a landoor

by Swiftail December 3, 2025