Laputz
Laputz is the bus bitch.
Laputz by Jason Tyeryar June 3, 2006
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Lautzenheiser
A really long ass last name that no one can pronounce right, let alone spell. Comes from the German language meaning "Loud through the house".
Lautzenheiser by Evedora March 5, 2009
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Laputz • laputa • laputte • lautz • Lautzenheiser • Gunnar Lautz • Megan Lautz • Renaldo Lapuz • la puta madre • La Puta Paisa
Laputa
The imaginary floating island full of whores defined in Gulliver's Travels, a novel that is written by Jonathan Swift. It's "full of whores" because "la puta" in Spanish (and maybe in Catalan and Filipino) means the whore, which Swift knew and got the name for his island.
This makes everything named after it sound hilarious, for example :
Hayao Miyazaki's Laputa -> Whore in the sky
Mazda Laputa -> Mazda's whore car
Laputa Regio (region of Phobos, a moon of Mars) -> Whore region
This makes everything named after it sound hilarious, for example :
Hayao Miyazaki's Laputa -> Whore in the sky
Mazda Laputa -> Mazda's whore car
Laputa Regio (region of Phobos, a moon of Mars) -> Whore region
Renaldo Lapuz
A lyrical genius who wrote and sang the hit song, "We're Brothers Forever" on the eighth season of American Idol.
Simon: "Renaldo, what was that called?"
Renaldo Lapuz: "The title? We're Brothers Forever."
Simon: "I have a horrible feeling that's going to be a hit record."
Renaldo Lapuz: "The title? We're Brothers Forever."
Simon: "I have a horrible feeling that's going to be a hit record."
Renaldo Lapuz by BrianWallenstein January 27, 2008
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laputa by thealien74 May 16, 2021
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lautz by captn tying knots March 3, 2011
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