Lapsker
Lapsker by Moses Heisenberg June 1, 2013
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laskeressed
a reference to a scumbag landlord, sumlord, or faglord
Verb:
to be laskeressed. to be woken up by the sound of scraping, to print up phony bills on MS word and miscalculate the total, to bother your tenants with pointless 3 hour arguments, to call greg a fag
Synonym:
Stelmaked
Verb:
to be laskeressed. to be woken up by the sound of scraping, to print up phony bills on MS word and miscalculate the total, to bother your tenants with pointless 3 hour arguments, to call greg a fag
Synonym:
Stelmaked
laskeressed by grafbang rena May 17, 2008
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Lasker
To 'give someone the Lasker' means to rip them off. The word Lasker comes from Lasker Jewelers located in Rochester, MN. They are known for having high prices on low quality diamonds, thereby ripping off anyone who buys one.
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A moment in time or an occurence marked by:
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2. A nonsequiter in thought or speech
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1. A moment of clarity or "deja vu"
2. A nonsequiter in thought or speech
3. A particularly poignant creativity or inspiration
4. A general feeling of unease or wonderment
5. An inability to adequately describe or comprehend "what just happened".
6. A feeling of being psychic or using alternate senses. Refers to the German-Jewish exile artist/poetess Else Lasker-Schueler.
Well, I was sitting here eating an apple and then I saw my 3rd grade teacher walk in. I gave her an apple, and haven't seen her for 15 years! What an Else Lasker-Schueler moment!
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Laskero
A lobster seller, most likely to be found in Maine. People become Laskeros after they impregnate their girlfriend, and are forced to start a new lifestyle.
-Will "Dude I'm goin down to Maine to buy some lobsters from that Laskero"
-Nolan "Hell yeah dude they always sell the best lobsters"
-Nolan "Hell yeah dude they always sell the best lobsters"
Laskero by The Cabaabsterr April 10, 2010
lapser
Four member British music band from Bath just trying to find their groove. Formed in 2021, with the ambition to get into peoples feels and win lots of awards!
lapser by Omgagadaddychill December 10, 2021
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