Lapsker 

A figure of your imagination

"I thought i saw Lapsker once....but it was just a dream"

"Put your Lapsker in my Dapsker"

Lapsker by Moses Heisenberg June 1, 2013

laskeressed 

a reference to a scumbag landlord, sumlord, or faglord

Verb:
to be laskeressed. to be woken up by the sound of scraping, to print up phony bills on MS word and miscalculate the total, to bother your tenants with pointless 3 hour arguments, to call greg a fag

Synonym:
Stelmaked

"ccchhhhhh ccccchhhhh cccchhhh!!!"
"what is that noise"
"you've just been laskeressed"

laskeressed by grafbang rena May 17, 2008

Lasker 

German Beer Guzler,often used as an insult to a german, This word is used alot in germany's kinter gartens where little blonde boys are called laskers because there fathers abuse them after a drink!

Lasker is also a somalian garden worm which Ben pigeons from south america feed on

HAHA YOU LASKER! YAA!
lets down that pint like a lasker!
you sqirm like a lasker

Lasker by rehman July 1, 2007

Lasker 

To 'give someone the Lasker' means to rip them off. The word Lasker comes from Lasker Jewelers located in Rochester, MN. They are known for having high prices on low quality diamonds, thereby ripping off anyone who buys one.

Dude, that guy on eBay totally gave me the Lasker. He didn't send me the item!

Lasker by SpenceMan01 July 30, 2008

Else Lasker-Schueler moment

A moment in time or an occurence marked by:
1. A moment of clarity or "deja vu"
2. A nonsequiter in thought or speech
3. A particularly poignant creativity or inspiration
4. A general feeling of unease or wonderment
5. An inability to adequately describe or comprehend "what just happened".
6. A feeling of being psychic or using alternate senses. Refers to the German-Jewish exile artist/poetess Else Lasker-Schueler.

Well, I was sitting here eating an apple and then I saw my 3rd grade teacher walk in. I gave her an apple, and haven't seen her for 15 years! What an Else Lasker-Schueler moment!

Else Lasker-Schueler moment by AddieE. April 27, 2006

Laskero 

A lobster seller, most likely to be found in Maine. People become Laskeros after they impregnate their girlfriend, and are forced to start a new lifestyle.

-Will "Dude I'm goin down to Maine to buy some lobsters from that Laskero"
-Nolan "Hell yeah dude they always sell the best lobsters"

Laskero by The Cabaabsterr April 10, 2010

lapser 

Four member British music band from Bath just trying to find their groove. Formed in 2021, with the ambition to get into peoples feels and win lots of awards!

Just listened to a great song from lapser, it got my hips moving like Shakira!

lapser by Omgagadaddychill December 10, 2021