A lobster seller, most likely to be found in Maine. People become Laskeros after they impregnate their girlfriend, and are forced to start a new lifestyle.
-Will "Dude I'm goin down to Maine to buy some lobsters from that Laskero"
-Nolan "Hell yeah dude they always sell the best lobsters"
-Nolan "Hell yeah dude they always sell the best lobsters"
by The Cabaabsterr April 10, 2010
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Verb:
to be laskeressed. to be woken up by the sound of scraping, to print up phony bills on MS word and miscalculate the total, to bother your tenants with pointless 3 hour arguments, to call greg a fag
Synonym:
Stelmaked
Verb:
to be laskeressed. to be woken up by the sound of scraping, to print up phony bills on MS word and miscalculate the total, to bother your tenants with pointless 3 hour arguments, to call greg a fag
Synonym:
Stelmaked
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