Laskero 

A lobster seller, most likely to be found in Maine. People become Laskeros after they impregnate their girlfriend, and are forced to start a new lifestyle.

-Will "Dude I'm goin down to Maine to buy some lobsters from that Laskero"
-Nolan "Hell yeah dude they always sell the best lobsters"

Laskero by The Cabaabsterr April 10, 2010

laskeressed 

a reference to a scumbag landlord, sumlord, or faglord

Verb:
to be laskeressed. to be woken up by the sound of scraping, to print up phony bills on MS word and miscalculate the total, to bother your tenants with pointless 3 hour arguments, to call greg a fag

Synonym:
Stelmaked

"ccchhhhhh ccccchhhhh cccchhhh!!!"
"what is that noise"
"you've just been laskeressed"

laskeressed by grafbang rena May 17, 2008

Lakerol or Ricola

somethings / some people that are so alike that they confuse you for a long time makes it hard for you to know what is the difference

Girl 1: "I'm going to hang with Kian tonight"
Girl 2: "Wait what? Which one is Kian out of the twins"
Girl 1: "Uhh.. he's the one with the blonde quiff"
Girl 2: "They both have a blonde quiff so which one is Kian?
Girl 1: "Ugh... telling them apart is just as hard as Lakerol or Ricola..."

Lakerol or Ricola by kitkatkaitykatt April 18, 2015

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th 

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field

Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th by IATEASHART June 2, 2023

Peniso Lasero 

A super power-like move that can be done by humping the air once. When doing so it creates a big beam of blue piss.

Peniso Lasero! *hump* * big beam of blue piss*

Peniso Lasero by DemilSpotify October 12, 2022

Lasker 

German Beer Guzler,often used as an insult to a german, This word is used alot in germany's kinter gartens where little blonde boys are called laskers because there fathers abuse them after a drink!

Lasker is also a somalian garden worm which Ben pigeons from south america feed on

HAHA YOU LASKER! YAA!
lets down that pint like a lasker!
you sqirm like a lasker

Lasker by rehman July 1, 2007

LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV 

The greatest baseball player of all time at 12 years old. He has a sad, incurable disease where anytime he makes contact with the the ball it’s a 450 foot swamp donkey. He broke the home run record 18 games into his rookie season.

Holy sh**, LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV just won his 4th world series ring at 12 years old

LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV by lightsout1742 October 30, 2023