laps

the main circut for kids in there done up cars to cruise and show off their rides.

Hey dude, should we hope in our honda and do some "laps" tonight?

by physiKARL September 3, 2005

Laps

To do laps is to fuck up in the most fucked up way

You’re doing laps bro (you’re fucking up bro)

by Funky but chunky August 27, 2019

Laps

When you laugh so hard, sometimes people say "OMG I"M PEEING." Imaginatively speaking, you pee so much that you are now swimming laps in your piss. Laps is used when something is beyond funny and u can't stop laughing. It could be a substitute for LMAO.

"That girl looks like such a whale!"
"hahahahahahahh laps!"

by fortleee February 24, 2010

laps

Definition: said by a man when he needs to go take a piss

Background: men like to do laps round the toilet for no reason

ah I gotta go do some laps

by bubkrer April 15, 2005

running laps

When you are reading a manga/manhwa or watching an anime and something cute or hot happens, then you need to get away from ur phone/pc for a bit to process what just happened, so u run laps (probably around ur house)

"Did u saw that kiss from banana fish ?"
"Yeah that shit got me running laps around my house 🏃🏽 ♂️💨"

by camidee December 11, 2020

cutting laps

Driving around on a certain fixed path either to be seen, to see, simply to pass the time for the lack of something better to do.

It's nice out, let's go get some Slurpees and cut laps 'til it's dark enough to set off these fireworks in old people's yards.

I saw Kevin cutting laps in the haggard old Trans-Am he bought from his uncle.

by Professor Fatbot February 18, 2010

girly laps

Not similar to normal laps around the track. No, they are far different, in the sense that they are more feminine.

Simmons: Just for talking back, you can't do girly laps.
Grif: You've gone blind with imaginary power, Simmons.
Simmons: Oh ho, on the contrary, I think I've gone blind with very real power.
Sister: Seriously, what the fuck are girly laps?!

by can't think of a witty pseudo June 24, 2012