When you laugh so hard, sometimes people say "OMG I"M PEEING." Imaginatively speaking, you pee so much that you are now swimming laps in your piss. Laps is used when something is beyond funny and u can't stop laughing. It could be a substitute for LMAO.

"That girl looks like such a whale!"
"hahahahahahahh laps!"

Laps by fortleee February 24, 2010

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laps

Definition: said by a man when he needs to go take a piss

Background: men like to do laps round the toilet for no reason

ah I gotta go do some laps

laps by bubkrer April 15, 2005

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running laps

When you are reading a manga/manhwa or watching an anime and something cute or hot happens, then you need to get away from ur phone/pc for a bit to process what just happened, so u run laps (probably around ur house)

"Did u saw that kiss from banana fish ?"
"Yeah that shit got me running laps around my house 🏃🏽 ♂️💨"

running laps by camidee December 11, 2020

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cutting laps

Driving around on a certain fixed path either to be seen, to see, simply to pass the time for the lack of something better to do.

It's nice out, let's go get some Slurpees and cut laps 'til it's dark enough to set off these fireworks in old people's yards.

I saw Kevin cutting laps in the haggard old Trans-Am he bought from his uncle.

cutting laps by Professor Fatbot February 18, 2010

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girly laps

Not similar to normal laps around the track. No, they are far different, in the sense that they are more feminine.

Simmons: Just for talking back, you can't do girly laps.
Grif: You've gone blind with imaginary power, Simmons.
Simmons: Oh ho, on the contrary, I think I've gone blind with very real power.
Sister: Seriously, what the fuck are girly laps?!

girly laps by can't think of a witty pseudo June 24, 2012

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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