lapslop 

food or drink or other organic matter spilled, splashed or dripped onto laptop screen or keyboard.

melted fudge cycle lapslop , sneezed pizza lapslop , spilled vanilla latte lapslop, stickychicken wings lapslop, chip and dips lapslop, any finger foods in general lapslop.

lapslop by JoJoVH January 28, 2011

lapslop 

food or drink or other organic matter spilled, splashed or dripped onto laptop screen or keyboard.

melted fudge cycle lapslop , sneezed pizza lapslop , spilled vanilla latte lapslop, stickychicken wings lapslop, chip and dips lapslop, any finger foods in general lapslop.

lapslop by JoJoVH January 28, 2011

lapslock 

1. Typing in all lowercase.

2. Failure to use CAPSLOCK when you should be using CAPSLOCK.

1. this is lapslock.

2. In an all-capslock forum, this is also lapslock.

lapslock by Lullabee January 24, 2009

Lapslap 

A prank where you quickly close someone's laptop when they're not expecting it or in the middle of working with it. Ideally the laptop is set to hibernate or shut down when the lid is closed so they have to then reboot their computer.

Best practice is to shout 'Awww, lapslap!' when lapslapping someone.

"Fuck, I just got lapslapped and my computer takes ages to restart... and I didn't save my essay."

Lapslap by David Letterman 1234 March 11, 2009

laysloperism 

Lazy + Sloppy. You're lazy so it makes you sloppy. It is also strongly related with a lack of professionalism.

When you receive an email from a university, and the subject says "Your Student's Application is Now Complete" and the email is about a piece of your application being *incomplete*. The admissions offer is demonstrating laysloperism.

When you tell your students that topic 7 will not be on the test, and then when you take the test, you see that topic 7 has been put on the test by the same teacher which stated that it would not be on the test. The teacher is demonstrating laysloperism.

laysloperism by Ole Daniel March 3, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004