lapslop 

food or drink or other organic matter spilled, splashed or dripped onto laptop screen or keyboard.

melted fudge cycle lapslop , sneezed pizza lapslop , spilled vanilla latte lapslop, stickychicken wings lapslop, chip and dips lapslop, any finger foods in general lapslop.

lapslop by JoJoVH January 28, 2011

lapslop 

food or drink or other organic matter spilled, splashed or dripped onto laptop screen or keyboard.

melted fudge cycle lapslop , sneezed pizza lapslop , spilled vanilla latte lapslop, stickychicken wings lapslop, chip and dips lapslop, any finger foods in general lapslop.

lapslop by JoJoVH January 28, 2011

Lapslop

A Laptop with AI capability or buttons. Often advertised as "Copilot+ PC" or in relation to NVIDIA's RTX SPARK.

"Dude! I just got a new laptop, and it has a Copilot button and an AI accelerator"
"Thats not a laptop. Thats a Lapslop!"

Lapslop by systematism June 2, 2026

lapslock 

1. Typing in all lowercase.

2. Failure to use CAPSLOCK when you should be using CAPSLOCK.

1. this is lapslock.

2. In an all-capslock forum, this is also lapslock.

lapslock by Lullabee January 24, 2009

Lapslap 

A prank where you quickly close someone's laptop when they're not expecting it or in the middle of working with it. Ideally the laptop is set to hibernate or shut down when the lid is closed so they have to then reboot their computer.

Best practice is to shout 'Awww, lapslap!' when lapslapping someone.

"Fuck, I just got lapslapped and my computer takes ages to restart... and I didn't save my essay."

Lapslap by David Letterman 1234 March 11, 2009

laysloperism 

Lazy + Sloppy. You're lazy so it makes you sloppy. It is also strongly related with a lack of professionalism.

When you receive an email from a university, and the subject says "Your Student's Application is Now Complete" and the email is about a piece of your application being *incomplete*. The admissions offer is demonstrating laysloperism.

When you tell your students that topic 7 will not be on the test, and then when you take the test, you see that topic 7 has been put on the test by the same teacher which stated that it would not be on the test. The teacher is demonstrating laysloperism.

laysloperism by Ole Daniel March 3, 2017