lapsack

Man's precious jewels

Man, when i was a kid and sat on Santa's lapsack, it always felt like he was sporting wood.

by roofdiddla July 19, 2011

Lapslacker

A person who avoids working by pretending to be busy using their laptop.

That guy has been here all afternoon but I’m not sure what he is working on; probably just another useless lapslacker from Marketing.

by Eddie Gee December 14, 2016

Lapsnack

The male member in or out of the zipper

She leaned over in to my seat for lapsnack

by Jr Uing/VM August 13, 2022

lampsack

A lampsack is a word that teachers do not like, often used in classroom hangman.

Stop saying "lampsack" it's not a real word!

by Darkrider0404 April 5, 2023

Lipsack

When a reporting Karen rubs their greasy lips on your dogs sack.

I bought all this peanut butter, but I'll just Lipsack them instead

by Gardme April 24, 2023

Lapjack

When attempting to perform a lap dance, and epically failing and appearing as if you are jacking the fella off with your gluteus maximus.

Did you see Briana, giving Aaron a lapjack? Shit was nasty, I'm sure he wanted a refund.

by Niggas_in_Etna February 5, 2012

lasackna

1. n. vegetarian lasagna.
2. n. a fatal fetus infection.

1. "hey, man, I'm hungry."
"go eat some lasackna and talk about communism with your stoner friends, you freakin hippie."
"kay."
2. The baby was starting to look like a giraffe so they went to their doctor. she found out it had a horrible case of lasackna and later shot herself.

by roxy fields March 19, 2008