5 definitions by JohnnyBmostlygood

Lapal

A friend (or "pal") with whom one has a flirty relationship that allows for and/or invites that person to sit on one's lap.

We never actually dated but after a couple drinks he always wanted me to be his lapal.

by JohnnyBmostlygood November 20, 2019

Cat Day

An alternative to traditional "sick days" when one is expected to be medically impaired. Cat Days are appropriate when an employee needs time away from work, but to take multiple naps, lay in the sun, and stretch frequently without exertion.

After 3 weeks of working on the project, I couldn't stand going back into the office; I had to take a Cat Day.

by JohnnyBmostlygood October 25, 2019

convertational

Pretending to start a friendly discussion but then becoming hostile and challenging.

She was smiling when we sat down but after a drink got all convertational about the break-up.

by JohnnyBmostlygood October 25, 2019

FreeZee Sunday

The day that Daylight Savings ends, when everyone gets an extra hour if sleep, i.e., free Z’s.

We’ll be out drinking late but it should be no problem making brunch — it’s FreeZee Sunday!

by JohnnyBmostlygood October 27, 2023

Sfording

Frequently flying from San Francisco (SFO) to Chicago (ORD), typically to sustain a relationship.

We talked about her moving to the West Coast but for now we're just sfording it.

by JohnnyBmostlygood October 25, 2019