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When someone says something so stupid that it makes them an automatic re-re, also known as retard, making himself a disappointment
The guy that said that balloons only float because of gravity is definitely a Lantee.
Lantee by Shreklingss June 28, 2015
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Lanyee • Lanee • laynee • Lanyejah • layeeq • laneeva • LaNnEe • LANbee • Landeene • Landeezy
If you ever come in contact with a Lanee, keep her. She’s a person that’ll stay will you until the end. A soulmate, and very very beautiful.
Lanee is my best friend. And I wouldn’t trade her for anything in the world.
When a male has a three-some with two other women who are:
Woman 1- sucking the males penis
Woman 2- fingering woman 1 while making out with the male
That landeene we had last night was amazing!
Would you like to bring a friend and landeene all night long?
Lets landeene tonight. I know someone who wants to.
Laynee is a girl with a great body and a great ass she is gorgeous and loyal to her boyfriend she is awesome and fun to be around and is the life of the party. If you ever get to be laynee's friend keep that chance she will stick by your side no matter what she is an amazing person!!
"Holy crap who is that smokin hot chick over there!"

"That's Laynee, she is great."
Laynee by I'm-sad-lets-have-sex April 15, 2015
The sweetest girl! She is beautiful, charming, loquacious, silly, and still manages to do her best while being the best person she can be. She is patient, she is kind, everyone loves her!
See that girl, over there? She's so nice, she must be a Lanee!
Lanee by three oh one November 18, 2010
Lanee,
Lanee by awredasdw3q wa October 17, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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