Langers 

Derivitive of langer meaning drunk or 'pissed'

I was so langers after the pub last night I woke up in the park, boy!

Langers by Biorn July 17, 2005

Langers  

-Adjective

To reach an advanced stage of inebriation through the imbibing of multiple alcoholic beverages.

"I was sad langers last night old boy"

Langers by cheeses of Nazereth March 30, 2009

Langers 

Langers means cool. Well actually it means sodomy, but sodomy is cool.

Dude 1: "Dude the cast of Monk are doing a special reunion" Dude 2: "Langers!"

Langers by Potatery April 14, 2019

Langers 

1: Langer: Irish slang for a penis

2: Langers: Irish slang to be very, very drunk.

1. He's some langer that young fella!

2. Lads will we all go to the pub tonight and get langers?

Langers by cheeseburgers2018 June 10, 2018

Langers 

People who slide into multiple DMs across all social platforms. Ultimately breaking the hearts of hundreds of women at a time.

That guy over there is a typical langers, notifications going off all night!

Langers by TruthSpeaker2025 March 18, 2025

Langers

A portmanteau of low bangers. Refers to large, low-hanging breasts that swing with authority and zero concern for modern bra propaganda.

"Damn, them some langers!"
"Without a bra on, her langers are down to her knee."

Langers by SCREW Magazine January 18, 2026

Maltese Langers 

Pool player who cannot avoid potting the white on important shots. Tends to lose out to thegreatgatsby on RTG powerplays.

"Look, John, he's potted the white again."
"Yes, Dennis, how many times are we going to see him do that?"

Maltese Langers by thegreatgatsby October 24, 2003