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lagershed 

9 pm. The time after which conversation on a blog can descend into language or subjects inappropriate for children. First coined by me, "stjohn", on the website Politicalbetting.com in the 2000s and a twist on the "9pm watershed". It implies a time in the evening after which bloggers, having become influenced by the consumption of lager instead of water, become more disinhibited in their comments. Now used on the Politicalbetting.com blog quite regularly by those bloggers who are aware of its meaning.
Behave. Its not the lagershed yet. (Casino_Royale August 2020).

It gets us through the dogday afternoons until the lagershed. (DavidL May 27 2021)
lagershed by stjude12 August 31, 2021
Words you can keep

Lagered-up 

To drink huge amounts of beer or lager simply to get very, very drunk. Not to savor the taste or flavor, but just to get wasted. The phrase is used in London and parts of England, usually associated with wide-boy or East-end types, although a trip to Ibiza might be rewarded with a few examples too.
"C'mon boys! Let's get lagered-up! Look at the locals, they're waiting for us to get proper pissed! C'mon boys! Lagered-up! Lagered-up! Waaay!"
Lagered-up by Liquid Sky September 15, 2009

Jack Lakershea 

If you ever see a jack lakershea, run!,These vile creatures normally prey on children at least half their age and are know to scratch.They over weight thier prey and will and i repeat will touch the children A LOt. Don’t name you child jacks and most certainly don’t name thier last name lakershea or else they will grow up to Catfish children on roblox.
“Please no jack lakershea i’m only 8, i want to lose my virginity when i’m married PLEAAASEE”!
Jack Lakershea by Butthole=Jack November 9, 2021
Coloquial term for getting lashed in the UK, whereby lager is the beverage of choice. Often carried out by young males as part of night out.
Fancy getting get bloody lagered tonight m8?
Lagered by Mk2 August 24, 2009
The shits one gets from drinking too many lagers (ie: Yeungling, etc.)
I had a wicked case of lagerrhea after the annual pub crawl.
Lagerrhea by kinks77 March 14, 2010

langersed 

noun; lang-erz-d

a pronounced state of inebriation; very drunk.
I was out last night and I was langersed drunk.
langersed by SooprTruffaut March 4, 2011

warchuban lagershchnoogen 

a warchuban lagershchnoogen is a type of word that has no meaning. it means everything, and nothing,explain the meaning of the name daniel.
Person 1: warchuban lagershchnoogen

Person 2: Whoa Deep
warchuban lagershchnoogen by Dan Wro September 19, 2012
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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