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lagershed 

9 pm. The time after which conversation on a blog can descend into language or subjects inappropriate for children. First coined by me, "stjohn", on the website Politicalbetting.com in the 2000s and a twist on the "9pm watershed". It implies a time in the evening after which bloggers, having become influenced by the consumption of lager instead of water, become more disinhibited in their comments. Now used on the Politicalbetting.com blog quite regularly by those bloggers who are aware of its meaning.
Behave. Its not the lagershed yet. (Casino_Royale August 2020).

It gets us through the dogday afternoons until the lagershed. (DavidL May 27 2021)
lagershed by stjude12 August 31, 2021
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Lagered-up 

To drink huge amounts of beer or lager simply to get very, very drunk. Not to savor the taste or flavor, but just to get wasted. The phrase is used in London and parts of England, usually associated with wide-boy or East-end types, although a trip to Ibiza might be rewarded with a few examples too.
"C'mon boys! Let's get lagered-up! Look at the locals, they're waiting for us to get proper pissed! C'mon boys! Lagered-up! Lagered-up! Waaay!"
Lagered-up by Liquid Sky September 15, 2009

Jack Lakershea 

If you ever see a jack lakershea, run!,These vile creatures normally prey on children at least half their age and are know to scratch.They over weight thier prey and will and i repeat will touch the children A LOt. Don’t name you child jacks and most certainly don’t name thier last name lakershea or else they will grow up to Catfish children on roblox.
“Please no jack lakershea i’m only 8, i want to lose my virginity when i’m married PLEAAASEE”!
Jack Lakershea by Butthole=Jack November 9, 2021
Coloquial term for getting lashed in the UK, whereby lager is the beverage of choice. Often carried out by young males as part of night out.
Fancy getting get bloody lagered tonight m8?
Lagered by Mk2 August 24, 2009
The shits one gets from drinking too many lagers (ie: Yeungling, etc.)
I had a wicked case of lagerrhea after the annual pub crawl.
Lagerrhea by kinks77 March 14, 2010

langersed 

noun; lang-erz-d

a pronounced state of inebriation; very drunk.
I was out last night and I was langersed drunk.
langersed by SooprTruffaut March 4, 2011

warchuban lagershchnoogen 

a warchuban lagershchnoogen is a type of word that has no meaning. it means everything, and nothing,explain the meaning of the name daniel.
Person 1: warchuban lagershchnoogen

Person 2: Whoa Deep
warchuban lagershchnoogen by Dan Wro September 19, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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