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The expression "Langdon" was coined during the pandemic crisis in the middle of Swedens deepest forests. The term has it's origin in the beloved movie adaption of Dan Browns trilogy depicting Robert Langdon; portrayed by Tom Hanks. Robert Langdon is a nifty but occassionally low-gifted character with distinct autistic features during the worst possible times. So a "Langdon" is therefore a remarkably special individual whom enters the realms of fantasy during the weirdest occasions.
"He's such a fucking Langdon, idiot!"
"Don't be mad at Robert, you know - he's a bit of a Langdon.."
"C'mon, stop being a Langdon you - stop licking the painting!"
Langdon by mphstphls October 7, 2020

Tate Langdon 

A ghost played by actor Evan Peters on the television series American Horror Story on FX. He was in a relationship with Violet Harmon until she discovered he lit his mom's boyfriend on fire, shot and killed 15 highschool students at Westfield High, killed the previous owners of the murder house (the fabulous gay couple), and raped and impregnated her mother with the anti-christ. He is described as a psychopath, yet I still love him anyway because he is misunderstood, charming, and sexy
Tate Langdon is a fictional character played by Evan Peters on the television series American Horror Story.

Normal people scare me.

Got any Kurt Cobain on that thing?

I love you, Violet. There I said it, not just on some chalkboard.

Just tell them to go away, and they will.

Hi, I'm Tate. I'm dead. Wanna hook up? I don't think so...

I used to come here... When the world closed in and got so small I couldn't breathe.
Tate Langdon by Violate December 31, 2011

Michael Langdon

Michael Langdon is the antichrist but as it’s known he’s just so fuckable you can even
“Omg Michael Langdon can like get it he’s so hot”
Michael Langdon by Avesatans December 7, 2018

Tate Langdon 

A hot psychotic ghost that committed mass murder but also attempted to save his (now) dead ex-girlfriend, Violet Harmon, lolz.
Girl 1: Wow, Tate Langdon is so hot.
Girl 2: Didn't he kill people?!
Girl 1: Doesn't change my mind one bit.
Tate Langdon by JoyousFleshEatter October 5, 2020

tate langdon 

the sexiest phsyco alive, the best american horror story character of all
tate langdon is my favorite character he is very hot
tate langdon by temply September 28, 2018

Michael Langdon

Character in 8th season of American Horror Story (played by Cody Fern), son of Satan, the Antichrist that has the biggest BDE in the whole fucking universe.
Michael Langdon is so hot I'm gonna join the church of Satan.
Michael Langdon by Ms Gallant December 13, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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