Landscaper

A very expensive gardener.

I hired a landscaper to work on my yard.

by TheDefinitionsMagician August 10, 2020

Landscaper

Someone who does your fucking lawn ex: grasscutting , grasstrimming .... mowing and blowing etc.

My grass looks a little long , geez i gotta give my landscaper Angelo a call

by Topnotch baby July 17, 2018

landscaper

A word used to describe a person, usually male, who stares creepily at someone of the opposite sex as they walk past. Sometimes there are catcalls involved, but its usually just a long slightly scary stare. It causes the person being checked out to look down and walk away as fast as possible. The term comes from the tendency of many landscapers or garden workers to act like this. It also refers to an obessision with or a desire to do things to her "landscape"

girl 1: did you just see that guy checking you out?
girl 2: yeah, ew, he was such a landscaper!

girl 1: OMG, theres that kid in my math class-total landscaper- whos been staring at me for weeks! I don't want him to see me, hes totally gross!

by eminemski December 8, 2007

landscaper

a word used to describe a person, usually male who stares at someone of the opposite sex as they walk past. Sometimes there are catcalls involved, but it usually causes the person being checked out to look down and walk away really fast...it comes from the tendency of many landscapers or garden workers to follow this pattern. It also refers to a desire to do things to her "landscape", rather than having any interest in her as a person

girl 1: did you just see that guy checking you out?
girl 2: yeah, ew, he was such a landscaper!

girl 1: OMG, theres that kid in my math class-total landscaper- whos been staring at me for weeks! I don't want him to see me, hes totally gross!

by eminemski December 8, 2007

Midnight Landscaper

Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.

Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":

"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."

by Daggettaylor August 4, 2008

anal landscaper

the act of being a complete homo, or a word used to increase your chances of hurting someone when cussing them out

god, that jalin kid is such an anal landscaper. Who the hell flirts with their football coaches?

by napoleonniggermuffin April 26, 2010

Dirty Landscaper

When a woman puts her legs behind her head and a man jumps and tries to land with his penis in the vagina.

Matt was a good man but he missed the Dirty Landscaper.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009