the act of being a complete homo, or a word used to increase your chances of hurting someone when cussing them out
by napoleonniggermuffin April 26, 2010
Cannon Landscaping: a lawn service where the only requirements are:
1. Be a jacked and swole dude w/ 16.5" guns, bare minimum.
2. Wear sleeveless shirts that say CANNONS.
3. Mow lawns.
1. Be a jacked and swole dude w/ 16.5" guns, bare minimum.
2. Wear sleeveless shirts that say CANNONS.
3. Mow lawns.
Neighborhood punk 1:
"Cannons Landscaping sucks. But they're mowing half the lawns in town. I don't get it. Why?"
Neighborhood punk 2:
"Ask your mom."
"Cannons Landscaping sucks. But they're mowing half the lawns in town. I don't get it. Why?"
Neighborhood punk 2:
"Ask your mom."
by Moblspank November 2, 2023
When a woman puts her legs behind her head and a man jumps and tries to land with his penis in the vagina.
by K-Noodle November 11, 2009
Planet Earth show is landscape porn.
by werdna2483 December 17, 2008
A sex game that allows the man to act as landscaper, and the woman to act as the landscape. First the man "aerates" the woman by poking his penis into her mouth, vagina, and anus. Then, he trims her pubic hair, followed by ejaculating on her, serving as an "incesticide". Finally, the man releases feces on the woman as an act of "fertilizing".
During a hot chili dinner, Megan told Brad that she felt "unkempt" and could use a trim. Brad, thinking on his toes....suggested that it may be time for the "Dirty Landscaper" to pay a visit.
by Muck-a-luck January 22, 2007
I've been busy too, with my landscaping company, Landscape Escape doesnt mean i have to go and dissappear off the face of the earth! .....oh i cant stay mad at you! JOHN! JOHN!
by michael dixon March 21, 2004
Fulton Landscaping used to be called Fulton Lawn Care till relevantly Tristen Fulton the owner changed the name. They are a family owned company walking away with about $200k per year.
by Urban Official February 8, 2021