110% boner

A boner that's so hard that your dick literally hurts.

Bob: ayo Jerome I gotta boner and it's kinda killin' me

Jerome: aha! A classic case of the 110% boner I see

Bob: the what?!?

by TheDefinitionsMagician December 02, 2022

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BBC News

"BBC News" is actually an acronym for "Big Black Cock News".

John: Hey Linda, what are you watching?

Linda: I'm watching BBC News.

John: Damn they stream pornography on television!

by TheDefinitionsMagician April 09, 2021

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American freedom

The freedom that allows an individual to spread harmful misinformation (e.g. plandemic, anti-vax, etc...), but go to school with a bullet-proof backpack later.

Person: Ahh yes America, the land of the American freedom.

by TheDefinitionsMagician July 30, 2020

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Landscaper

A very expensive gardener.

I hired a landscaper to work on my yard.

by TheDefinitionsMagician August 10, 2020

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SALET

the best wordle starter word

Using SALET as a starter word on wordle has been going decently..

by TheDefinitionsMagician March 22, 2023

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Gregsticles

A word used to refer to testicles of specifically anyone named "Greg" (popuzlarized by the loadeddiper subreddit)

Jerome: Ayo Jeremy, I kicked Greg's balls today at soccer practice.

Jeremy: sooo you kicked his gregsticles ?

Jerome: His what???

by TheDefinitionsMagician April 30, 2022

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