Landhoe

Secret name for the best person ever. landhoe is an amazing friend and songwriter. Landhoe will always be at the top and can jam to 90’s and early 00’s bops. He may have liked cats bottoms but that’s in the past and we’ve moved past it. Science teachers love him. He’s had his ups and his downs with his brows but they now look poppin. He tried having a rap career as “lil clementine” but now he’s in a band that has gone platinum twice with their hit song, “fire escape”. If you ever have a landhoe in your life, keep him cause he’s a blessing in a bottle.

Angus: “omg, is that landhoe over there?”
Lil superstar: “yeah, let’s go ask for his autograph.”

Landhoe by Lilloopy August 5, 2019

Landhoe

Landhoe ! A person who hangs out at the waters edge waiting for another person they don't know to make landfall. such as a Captain, a Sailor, a pirate, a surfer , snokler, scuba diver.

The landhoes were hanging out at the dock today!

Landhoe by Blondie Gretchen September 12, 2023

land hoe 

A mix brew that contains half landshark and half hoegaarden.

I'd suck a dick for a land hoe right now!

land hoe by Wasted7466425 February 24, 2014

Land Hoe 

A female that looks good from a far but not up close.

I saw this girl on the other side of the street. She was a 10/10. But she got closer and was a 6/10. She was a massive land hoe.

Land Hoe by Mynameissev October 26, 2018

Landhore 

Similar to the term "landlord" but is someone who owns a riduculas amount of property and rents it out at stupidly high prices.

Person 1: Hey there I just moved here from Washington, Im living in a flat over their.

Person 2: Wow dude rally, that guys such a Landhore.

Landhore by The ninja assasin July 7, 2010

Landoed 

Adjective: When you are doing a job correctly but the circumstances keep getting changed for the worse by things out of your control.

I got Landoed by my boss today when he sent me to do a job but never gave me all the instructions and the customer had to fill me in with extra stuff I was supposed to do.

Landoed by Nater Fett January 17, 2018

landheim 

Landheim is the name of a people so unimaginably amazing that not even you can comprehend it

"Landheim? Yeah they're just so fantabulous!"

landheim by anonymous November 23, 2021