Secret name for the best person ever. landhoe is an amazing friend and songwriter. Landhoe will always be at the top and can jam to 90’s and early 00’s bops. He may have liked cats bottoms but that’s in the past and we’ve moved past it. Science teachers love him. He’s had his ups and his downs with his brows but they now look poppin. He tried having a rap career as “lil clementine” but now he’s in a band that has gone platinum twice with their hit song, “fire escape”. If you ever have a landhoe in your life, keep him cause he’s a blessing in a bottle.
by Lilloopy August 5, 2019
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by Mynameissev October 26, 2018
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Person 1: Hey there I just moved here from Washington, Im living in a flat over their.
Person 2: Wow dude rally, that guys such a Landhore.
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I got Landoed by my boss today when he sent me to do a job but never gave me all the instructions and the customer had to fill me in with extra stuff I was supposed to do.
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