Landhore

Similar to the term "landlord" but is someone who owns a riduculas amount of property and rents it out at stupidly high prices.

Person 1: Hey there I just moved here from Washington, Im living in a flat over their.

Person 2: Wow dude rally, that guys such a Landhore.

by The ninja assasin July 7, 2010

Landhoe

Secret name for the best person ever. landhoe is an amazing friend and songwriter. Landhoe will always be at the top and can jam to 90’s and early 00’s bops. He may have liked cats bottoms but that’s in the past and we’ve moved past it. Science teachers love him. He’s had his ups and his downs with his brows but they now look poppin. He tried having a rap career as “lil clementine” but now he’s in a band that has gone platinum twice with their hit song, “fire escape”. If you ever have a landhoe in your life, keep him cause he’s a blessing in a bottle.

Angus: “omg, is that landhoe over there?”
Lil superstar: “yeah, let’s go ask for his autograph.”

by Lilloopy August 5, 2019

Landhoe

Landhoe ! A person who hangs out at the waters edge waiting for another person they don't know to make landfall. such as a Captain, a Sailor, a pirate, a surfer , snokler, scuba diver.

The landhoes were hanging out at the dock today!

by Blondie Gretchen September 12, 2023

landhorde

A real estate investor who buys and hordes property as a commodity.

Why act like a landhorde, you should not own more than two properties to be fair.

by jock London March 26, 2024