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landgrab 

1. sex, focusing namely on foreplay of the breasts or buttocks

2. an online alternative to the popular game risk
1. yo im about to head off to my girls place and get in some landgrab before work

2. yo im about to head off to work from my girls place and play some landgrab
landgrab by Sandy Dee October 26, 2008
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The Mexican Landgrab 

When a dude receives a secret hand job in the middle of lecture
That guy totally got a handy from that hot chick in class.
Yeah, it's been a big year for the mexican landgrab

landgraf 

LANDGRAF IS A FUCKING BITCH THAT NEEDS JUMP OFF A MOTHERFUCKING BRIDGE WHILE EATING A SACK OF FUCKING SHIT
Dat bitch is a motherfucking landgraf
landgraf by The definer of urban March 11, 2016

Landgraf 

To wrongly accuse someone of date rape for personal or political games.
This event first occurred in the Office of Texas State Rep Brooks Landgraf. The false accusation was made by a staffer against a lobbyist for political gains and to cover up an affair.
That guy got the landgraf treatment from his intern.
This event first occurred in the Office of Texas State Rep Brooks Landgraf. The false accusation was made by a staffer against a lobbyist for political gains and to cover up an affair.
Landgraf by blakemore January 7, 2022

landgraf 

LANDGRAF IS A FUCKING BITCH THAT NEEDS JUMP OFF A MOTHERFUCKING BRIDGE WHILE EATING A SACK OF FUCKING SHIT
Dat bitch is a motherfucking landgraf
landgraf by The definer of urban March 11, 2016

Land Grab 

A drawing of a character, primarily in mainstream superhero comics, that interrupts your enjoyment of the narrative by being noticably traced from a pornographic or celebrity image. Named after the comic artist Greg Land, one of the main offenders.
"I was really enjoying that issue until Jean Grey had an orgasm as the result of being punched in the stomach, which seemed to turn her into Sandra Bullock for the next four panels. It's either a secondary mutation or a blatant land grab"
Land Grab by Disgruntlor September 28, 2009

land grab 

The process of government acquisition of countries, usually in the context of money and power.
A series of land grabs in the Balkans provided the scene for what was to become World War 1.
land grab by Stuart March 27, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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