land clam
A mass of phlegm expelled from the esophagus onto a surface such as asphalt or concrete. It is the only non-shelled mollusk known to man.
land clam by Suburban Boy May 20, 2004
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Land-Clam
Land-Clam by Goatboyrising August 23, 2005
Flying Land Clam
Otherwise known as a "loogie." A generally large, brackish, slimy substance expunged from ones lungs with great force. Commonly used as a weapon on schoolyards and construction sites.
Flying Land Clam by Snatch Bloodline October 4, 2008
Clam Land
The female equivalent of "tea bagging". A woman places her bare vagina on an unsuspecting individual's face.
Nonconsensual circumstances are most prominent; however, if your partner asks for a clam land, it wouldn't be inappropriate to oblige.
Nonconsensual circumstances are most prominent; however, if your partner asks for a clam land, it wouldn't be inappropriate to oblige.
"Can you believe Jimmy is passed out already?"
"Yea, that dickhead deserves a clam landing for being such a little bitch."
"Yea, that dickhead deserves a clam landing for being such a little bitch."
Clam Land by Sauce Queen November 26, 2015
Land claming
When a person goes around with a bag collecting cans and bottles, So they can recycle them and collect the deposit on them.
Land claming by Erockerockerock October 13, 2016
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