by Punkybruster17 February 10, 2010
The lamper is a delicate process in which you remove the lampshade from a lamp, turn it on, and shove it up your partners ass. You then proceed to electrify your dick or pussy and make your lover perform oral on you as you watch them writhe with the electricity pulsing through them
by Zolophanz November 6, 2014
To Lamper
When One lounges around with a state of laziness and boredom so much, they actually end up doing stuff.
When One lounges around with a state of laziness and boredom so much, they actually end up doing stuff.
To Lamper is to be so bored of being lazy that you end up doing something useful.
Erik is lampering (Erik is so bored of being lazy and has started doing random stuffs).
Erik lampered (Erik was feeling so bored of being lazy that he ended up doing something like hoovering).
"I wanted to avoid doing that boring piece of work so much that I lampered all afternoon, now my desk is as clean as a clean thing"
To Lamper Lampering Lampered
Erik is lampering (Erik is so bored of being lazy and has started doing random stuffs).
Erik lampered (Erik was feeling so bored of being lazy that he ended up doing something like hoovering).
"I wanted to avoid doing that boring piece of work so much that I lampered all afternoon, now my desk is as clean as a clean thing"
To Lamper Lampering Lampered
by Erik with a 'K' September 10, 2008
The term "Lampers" is given to a group or individual who socialise in a remote pub in the hills of hadfield called The New Lamp. Unlike most people who venture there due to their local connections, a lamper(s) stands out from the rest. Firstly, a lamper(s) is able to speak the correct english language with ease(alcohol excused). Secondly, a lamper(s) does not have a lazy eye(alcohol excused) and thirdly, a lampers mother is not also their sister. Many more reasons for a lamper(s) standing out from the rest of the locals go from not having webbed feat to having their own teeth!! If you happen to see a lamper or a group of lampers,please do not hesitate in approaching them, you will be greeted with NL love and probably even bought a drink!!
Locals in hadfield have hairy palms, Lampers do not!!
Everyone in hadfield is related in every which way thats wrong, Lampers are not!!
Locals in hadfield have 2 bellybuttons, Lampers are not!!
Locals in hadfield think you need a passport to venture to another town, Lampers do not!!
Everyone in hadfield is related in every which way thats wrong, Lampers are not!!
Locals in hadfield have 2 bellybuttons, Lampers are not!!
Locals in hadfield think you need a passport to venture to another town, Lampers do not!!
by Jake Hay June 19, 2008
One who lamps. The term literally means to hang out under a street lamp but can be applied to any sort of chilling. While anyone can cold lamp, the proper noun "Cold Lamper" can only be applied to Flava Flav, member of the seminal rap group Public Enemy.
by Joe Davola December 30, 2005
A Moon Lamper is somebody who cannot help but appreciate the beauty of the lamps that are in the shape of and look like the moon. These lamps are called moon lamps and can be easily bought online for around $26.99-$49.99. Moon lampers are strong willed and do not let others get to the best of them... especially when it comes to people disrespecting the moon and moon lamps. The Moon Lampers are generally peaceful people, but they can become frustrated when people claim that they are stupid for liking moon lamps as much as they do. The only requirement to be a Moon Lamper is to appreciate and love moon lamps. Moon Lampers love to express their love of moon lamps through music, poetry, short stories, interpretive dances, and more!
Person A: "Wow, he is really smart and really passionate about moon lamps!"
Person B:"Yeah, he is a Moon Lamper!"
Person B:"Yeah, he is a Moon Lamper!"
by I love moon lamps! January 21, 2018