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Someone who stays in one spot almost all day even if they are needed.
He was a lamper, he was infront of his XBOX 24/7!

That lamper has been watching football all day!
lamper by Punkybruster17 February 10, 2010
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lamper by palikanian May 4, 2003

lamper i taket 

"Lamper i taket" is norwegian for "Lights in the ceiling". The phrase are used a lot when people need to swear in secret. When you say "Nei, det var da som lamper i taket!", it could for example mean "For fucks sake!" or "Damn it!"
"Lamper i taket, i cant believe i lost the bus!"

Lamper [Lampering] [Lampered] 

To Lamper

When One lounges around with a state of laziness and boredom so much, they actually end up doing stuff.
To Lamper is to be so bored of being lazy that you end up doing something useful.

Erik is lampering (Erik is so bored of being lazy and has started doing random stuffs).

Erik lampered (Erik was feeling so bored of being lazy that he ended up doing something like hoovering).

"I wanted to avoid doing that boring piece of work so much that I lampered all afternoon, now my desk is as clean as a clean thing"

To Lamper Lampering Lampered

cold lamper 

One who lamps. The term literally means to hang out under a street lamp but can be applied to any sort of chilling. While anyone can cold lamp, the proper noun "Cold Lamper" can only be applied to Flava Flav, member of the seminal rap group Public Enemy.
Flava Flav is the Cold Lamper. He straight up chills, yo.
cold lamper by Joe Davola December 29, 2004

the lamper 

The lamper is a delicate process in which you remove the lampshade from a lamp, turn it on, and shove it up your partners ass. You then proceed to electrify your dick or pussy and make your lover perform oral on you as you watch them writhe with the electricity pulsing through them
Dude I gave her the lamper of her life!
the lamper by Zolophanz November 6, 2014

Moon Lamper 

A Moon Lamper is somebody who cannot help but appreciate the beauty of the lamps that are in the shape of and look like the moon. These lamps are called moon lamps and can be easily bought online for around $26.99-$49.99. Moon lampers are strong willed and do not let others get to the best of them... especially when it comes to people disrespecting the moon and moon lamps. The Moon Lampers are generally peaceful people, but they can become frustrated when people claim that they are stupid for liking moon lamps as much as they do. The only requirement to be a Moon Lamper is to appreciate and love moon lamps. Moon Lampers love to express their love of moon lamps through music, poetry, short stories, interpretive dances, and more!
Person A: "Wow, he is really smart and really passionate about moon lamps!"

Person B:"Yeah, he is a Moon Lamper!"
Moon Lamper by I love moon lamps! January 20, 2018
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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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