Larried

To get royally screwed. To get bent over without permission and penetrated from behind.

Damn, they treated him wrong. He got Larried.

by Chrysoloras November 15, 2016

larried

pissed, drunk, wasted, wankered.
Comes from word "Larry" and/or "Larry Fish"

"I am so fuckin larried!"

by *~*Megalo*~* August 23, 2004

Larried

Someone in a relationship that is effectively married, even before proposal, is said to be Larried.

Daniel: My long term girlfriend is going overseas for 6 months, im single now!
Marc: Don't be stupid.. You're SO Larried..
Daniel: Shutup.. I know.. *sigh*

by amhat August 11, 2010

Larried

When a guy hits on a woman who is married and even though she states she is married and has no interest in this man, he keeps trying And becomes obsessed.

Janet: that guy I met at the bar will not leave me alone. He keeps texting me, sending me Facebook messages and wants to marry me after one night. I even told him I was married.
Natalie: haha you got larried!!!
Janet: I did! Darn it!

by Ndgirl14 February 11, 2014

Larried

The act of getting “out-bartered” by a much more savvy bartering opponent.

“I can’t believe Steve got that guy to sell him that car for $10,000 less than it’s worth. That guy got larried.”

by Alfredo Domingues VII February 3, 2022

Larried

Getting absolutely doored by the M2

"Coming out of 4 for the checkered and he came up and blasted my door."
" Yeah buddy ye done got larried."

by PsalmsofTilt4t1 August 22, 2022

Larried

When a man named Larry comes to your room uninvited, whips his small uncircumcised cock out, and puts a condom on it while begging you for head.

Holy fucking shit I just got larried I need to kill myself

by Haiiiiiiijik October 5, 2025