1 definition by Zolophanz

The lamper is a delicate process in which you remove the lampshade from a lamp, turn it on, and shove it up your partners ass. You then proceed to electrify your dick or pussy and make your lover perform oral on you as you watch them writhe with the electricity pulsing through them
Dude I gave her the lamper of her life!
by Zolophanz November 6, 2014
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