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Hamburguesa 

A three-step process in which one enjoys, in order:
1. A hamburger
2. A blowjob
3. A nap
"What a long day, I could really go for a hamburguesa."
Hamburguesa by AmbiguousGary September 5, 2011

hamburguesa 

A term used by a Spanish speaking, Mexican American person to describe a fat, conceited female. A derogatory term used to insult a fat girl/woman who thinks she is attractive and thus acts like stuck up royalty. A fat Mexican-American female who tries to convince men that she is as attractive as her skinny counterparts. An hamburguesa will squeeze into smaller clothing, wear extreme amounts of makeup, might dye her hair in a very light blond color, and wears thongs in order to feel sexy, and to justify the theory that she is much prettier than her skinny friends. She might cock block her friends by being easier and attracting one night stands. An hamburguesa will make fun of smaller women.
girl #1 (skinny)- Do you think Jake will ask me out? he was looking at me so much at da club last night.

hamburguesa (Isabel) - He told me that he does'nt like skinny girls because you are nasty. Anyways, i blew him last night.
hamburguesa by IDONTGIVEAFUCCKY July 10, 2010

Hamburguesa 

Telling a lie with such absolute certainty that your audience thinks you're having a mental break
He was so convinced the moon landing was faked, it was a full hamburguesa moment.
Hamburguesa by Boulanger2000 December 15, 2022

Lamberguesa 

1. When a male grabs his genitals in a five on three choke hold.
2. Flashing ones genitals to a passer-by while grasping them firmly yelling "LAMBERGUESA"
"Yo man, you saw my nuts you faggot! I could lamberguesa you all day son! It looks like a division sign doesn't it, or maybe even a hamburger."
Lamberguesa by Detroyt July 6, 2008

hamburguesa 

when a teenage boy that is in special ed screams out hamburguesa! hamburguesa! hamburguesa! multiple times while u stare with a wtf face. You then realize that he has a GPA of 2.7 while you on the other hand have a GPA of 2.5...btw you also realize you are not a DDD.
HAMBURGUESA!HAMBURGUESA!HAMBURGUESA!HAMBURGUESA!HAMBURGUESA!HAMBURGUESA!HAMBURGUESA!HAMBURGUESA!HAMBURGUESA!HAMBURGUESA!HAMBURGUESA!HAMBURGUESA!HAMBURGUESA!HAMBURGUESA!HAMBURGUESA!HAMBURGUESA!HAMBURGUESA!HAMBURGUESA!HAMBURGUESA!HAMBURGUESA!
hamburguesa by GUADALUPEZ June 3, 2010

clamburguesa

J-lo has a hot ass clamburguesa.
clamburguesa by Grimes263 January 20, 2022
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