Laguna Betch

To describe a retard aka: Betch from Laguna beach aka: Bitch.

C: Stop teasing me!
K: Shut up, Laguna Betch....Go back to Laguna, Betch.

by INCHOERENCHECE October 20, 2008

Laguna Beach

A fake show. I live there, and I know the people on the show. Laguna isn't really like that. They just chose the richest, most pampered girl in the city and built the show around her.

The "Real" Laguna Beach would be Talan getting drunk at a party and peeing on my car... SoB.

by cascacheewa December 22, 2004

Laguna Beach

Another reason to not watch MTV.

Pampered rich kids and their faux-drama in an obviously rehearsed "reality" show makes me want to vomit.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 5, 2004

Laguna Beach

1. A rad town where crazed vegans wear the same pair of pants for nine months straight and give up showering; where water polo players are in the dance show and no one gives it a second thought; where I can see the ocean from my seat in chemistry; and where everyone seems to listen to Le Tigre and 50 Cent is a joke.
2. A show regurgitated by Mtv. They came to our school, took the 5 most photogenic people, gave them fake nicknames, and made them pretend they were really friends. Please don't judge my town by what Mtv tells you, it's actually pretty rad here.

(p.s. zraickenater, i know where you live...)

1. I go to Laguna Beach High School! I can play football and be in the musical and no one will beat me up!!

2. Let's watch Laguna Beach, the Real O.C. and watch LC go get sushi for half an hour!!! RIVETING.

by asetfahjnresrafdswes May 9, 2005

laguna beach

1. Fake show, another example of how mtv thinks the only people that matter are rich, hot looking and live in the best locations. What's funny is the people who make this show think that it's cool.

2. Great vacation spot to hang out and goto the beach or meet hot women. Beautiful part of cali.

1. Guy from laguna beach the show - "Hey dude, I got a thousand dollars in my pocke-(gets grabbed by a hot girl with no underwear on and they make out), I'm da bomb!"

2. Average guy - "hey lets go walk down to the beach and check out the hot women"

by Oz February 27, 2005

Laguna Beach

A show on MTV that single-handedly ruined our generation.

person 1: did you see laguna beach last night!?

Person 2: No, I have a life

person 1: Oh, yeah, sorry i forgot, im so stupid and brain-washed from that show!

Person 2: You're a Dumbass!!!!!

Person 1: i know...

by MiSs MiCheLLe October 6, 2006

Laguna Beacher

Origins coming from New Albany, IN...a group of kids who try to act like the people from the show Laguna Beach but live no where near a beach. These kids may also try to create problems and so called "drama" for no reason, just so they can pretend they're on the show, or living that lifestyle.

Hey that kid's wearing Hollister and flip flops! He's a Laguna Beacher!

He put "Laguna Beach, CA" as his residence on Myspace! Laguna Beacher!

by Miles Ford November 1, 2006