Lagon

The mythical beast you must slay to get anything done online.

I was about to get a headshot, but then the Lagon took me out.

I want to load facebook, but the Lagon's eating my connection.

by CTR 6thSymphony August 16, 2010

blue lagoon

A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)

Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."

by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006

a-Lago

An incompetent buffoon who shirks responsibilities in favor of taking leisure time. See also: Donald Trump.

My stupid boss is going skiing right before the budget is due. He's such an a-Lago.

by BodyForWife March 29, 2017

lagolicious

How you feel in the morning before your first cup of #coffee. You are lagging behind. You long for that delicious coffee! The early part of the morning when you can't even string two sentences together! I'm really lagolicious, where's my caffeine?!

I wish I had some damn coffee because I'm so sluggish, tired and lagolicious.

by J to the Dawg March 26, 2021

Soy lago

What Mclaren Formula One driver, Lando Norris said when he found out that his teammate, Carlos Sainz was moving to another team, Ferrari.

Soy lago is Spanish for "I am lake"

This represents how Norris was sad or in tears when he found out about the driver change.

Crofty: Sebastian Vettel has just spun into the gravel!
F1 fans: Soy lago.

by Sharl Leg December 21, 2020

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

A japanese anime produced by GAINAX in 2007. Has achieved great fame on the internet in a short time. Thought the show itself was popular and overall very good, the sheer level of epic and manlyness caused many watchers to hype the series.

No one is exactly sure why this is, but Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is said to be the true definition of the term "epic". Viewers are advised to be cautious.

Whether or not you decide to watch the anime, it's important to note that if you try it out, you will never look at sunglasses the same way you used to.

Sunglasses, real men, half naked chicks, galaxy sized robots, epic speeches, from boy to man themes, identity problems. This is the recipe of TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN.

"What the hell do you think this is!?"

by Realmen.Inc May 8, 2008

Lagom

A swedish word that's allegedly untranslatable. But it basically means ''not too little not too much just right'' However, even if it sounds like it, it doesn't mean balanced or moderate, it has a more satisfying tone to it, but at the same time not ideal or excellent. If something is lagom it's not ideal but rather preferably and at the same time acceptable. Kind of ideal but in a lazy kind of way.

''Yo Tommy, was the coffee too strong?''
''No Dave, it was lagom.''

by Det var en gång en fågel September 12, 2016