Lafema 

A female Katrina refugee on section 8

Lafema this, Lafema that...

Lafema by iamstevenn March 12, 2010

heterosexual lifemate 

1) Your straight best friend
2) Your partner in crime
3) Your sidekick

"My name is Jay and this is my heterosexual lifemate, Silent Bob"
Jay and Silent Bob

heterosexual lifemate by tandre October 4, 2008

Lafama 

When people act really lame but it’s cool and popular

Person 1: “Hey what do you want to do today?”

Person 2: “I don’t know I don’t like many things.”
Person 1: “Stop acting so lafama

Lafama by Hat.blanket June 13, 2019

hetero lifemate 

A best friend who is so close, that were they not to match your sexual orientation, you would be married to them. Other sexual orientations may use "homo lifemate" or equivalent.

Yeah Dave's my hetero lifemate. We tell each other everything.

hetero lifemate by Dustin Freeman November 30, 2005

Latemas 

The period between New Years and Groundhog day where you reconnect with friends you haven't seen since the break started. Events may include: exchanging of Latemas presents (forgotten/late arrival Christmas presents), Latemas cookies (leftover Christmas cookies that haven't gone bad yet), recounting of new years/christmas stories, Latemas coffee at Starbucks, sometimes even a Latemas late lunch.

Person 1: I haven't seen anyone since break started! I guess it will be a great Latemas this year.

(Person 2 arrives at the dorm after the break has ended)

Person 2: Merry Latemas bro! I brought the Latemas cookies!

Person 1: Sweet! Oh here's your Latemas present.

(Person 1 hands Person 2 an unwrapped Amazon.com box)

Person 2: Awesome man! Want to grab Latemas coffee? I didn't get any sleep on the plane.

Latemas by davisman123 January 2, 2010

hetero-lifemate 

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.

*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."

hetero-lifemate by girl7 December 8, 2006

lifemare 

lifemare (noun): another word for a human life, especially when the life is bad enough to be mistaken for a nightmare.

Jim was exhausted by his lifemare; it seemed the odds were always against him and he never got a stroke of luck.

lifemare by citygirlkris August 11, 2009