Latemas

The period between New Years and Groundhog day where you reconnect with friends you haven't seen since the break started. Events may include: exchanging of Latemas presents (forgotten/late arrival Christmas presents), Latemas cookies (leftover Christmas cookies that haven't gone bad yet), recounting of new years/christmas stories, Latemas coffee at Starbucks, sometimes even a Latemas late lunch.

Person 1: I haven't seen anyone since break started! I guess it will be a great Latemas this year.

(Person 2 arrives at the dorm after the break has ended)

Person 2: Merry Latemas bro! I brought the Latemas cookies!

Person 1: Sweet! Oh here's your Latemas present.

(Person 1 hands Person 2 an unwrapped Amazon.com box)

Person 2: Awesome man! Want to grab Latemas coffee? I didn't get any sleep on the plane.

Latemas by davisman123 January 2, 2010

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hetero-lifemate

your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual.

*on the phone*

jack: "i miss you man, when are you coming home?"

phil: "next thursday...only 5 more days!"

jack: "i can't wait to see ya bro, i have so much to tell you...you've really been missin' out!"

phil: "i love you, man!"

jack: "i love you too, bro!"

*off the phone*

tina: "man, if i didn't know any better, i'd think you two were gay together!"

jack: "shut up! he's just my best friend, my bro, leave me alone!"

tina: "don't get so deffensive...i know you two are just hetero-lifemates."

hetero-lifemate by girl7 December 8, 2006

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lifemare

lifemare (noun): another word for a human life, especially when the life is bad enough to be mistaken for a nightmare.

Jim was exhausted by his lifemare; it seemed the odds were always against him and he never got a stroke of luck.

lifemare by citygirlkris August 11, 2009

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