Laddington Bear 

Someone who, despite being abandoned by his old family, always makes sure to get the lads involved in the banter. (Preferably peruvian)

"I really like John actually, he's a Laddington Bear that one."

Laddington Bear by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

the paddington bear 

When a male and female are having sex,the male pulls his penis out of the female and ejaculates onto her teddy bear. The bear is covered in semen and the male must leave the residence immediately.

Paddington Bear was also a childrens show. circa 1980's.

I liked her so much I gave her the paddington bear.

the paddington bear by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006

paddington bear 

A term used by people in the construction industry, specifically estimators. It is used to describe someone who sends too much material on purpose to ensure that he never comes up short on material.

That Bernie sure is a paddington bear.

paddington bear by ben_waballs December 24, 2008

paddington bear 

a Peruvian bear with a surprisingly good grasp of English that was found and taken in by an Upper middle class family in London.For some reason carried around a suitcase containing Marmalade sandwiches
These days he would have been banged up under asylum laws and arse raped by a huge Jamaican called Horace. He would have then been re-leased from I.D.C to spend his days working in a McDonalds in the Bedford area

paddington bear by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

paddington bear 

a sexual joke, in which a man receives head at a girls house, and right before busting a nut he grabs one of her stuffed animals and nuts on its head.

dude i totally paddington beared your sisters dolls, they're rank!

paddington bear by pyrophalanx27 June 12, 2007

Paddington bear 

When you tell someone you like something once and they then go on to shower you in gifts of that theme for the rest of your life until you die and thereafter

I love frogs but they became my Paddington bear and I haven't had a none frog themed present in a decade

Paddington bear by Fayceache September 20, 2022

paddington bear 

A gay British bear that is often donned in sweaters.

I want to take that cardigan off that paddington bear.

paddington bear by Detroit Raver June 2, 2018