Lac-attack 

Because there's no name for when you get a reaction from being lactose-intolerant.

Friend 1: "Aren't you gonna get a lac-attack?"
Friend 2: *continues to eat ice cream* "I shall choose to suffer the consequences of my actions."

Lac-attack by ryuddaeng May 12, 2020

Lac attack 

When a person who is lactose intolerant eats something dairy and has a bad reaction.

I really want that chocolate ice cream but if I eat it I will for sure get a lac attack.

Lac attack by walkitoutdougie May 12, 2012

Laxattack 

A sudden onset of diarrhea induced by means of laxative poisoning.

Guy 1: So i was at this concert and... (Guy one runs away.)
Guy 3: Where did he go?
Guy 2: Laxattack. I put some laxatives in his coffee this morning

Laxattack by John J Lannon January 26, 2009

Lamattacks 

To ejaculate that hard and fast its like a lama spitting at you.

I was 20 mins into a pretzel wank and all of a sudden BAM! LAMATTACKS!!

Just before I cum my missus tells me to yell LAMATTACKS!

Lamattacks by Itsfarkinchriso June 1, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019