Laxattack 

A sudden onset of diarrhea induced by means of laxative poisoning.

Guy 1: So i was at this concert and... (Guy one runs away.)
Guy 3: Where did he go?
Guy 2: Laxattack. I put some laxatives in his coffee this morning

Laxattack by John J Lannon January 26, 2009

lolattack 

When somebody spams using lots of continuous lol's.

Guy #1: i just spilled coke all over my keyboard!
Guy #2: lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Guy #1: jesus i just got lolattacked

lolattack by theLOLer March 21, 2009

Laxatalk 

To talk shit. Usually without warning (as with a laxative, except for your mouth).

Dumbass: "Yo fuck you, I ain't scared of you, or your boys or nobody, you're a little bitch and I fucked your girl!"

You: "Whoa buddy, I just whupped your father's ass with both hands behind my back and your mom's giving me sexy eyes. Why you laxatalkin'?"

Laxatalk by Henley Road October 16, 2009

Lamattacks 

To ejaculate that hard and fast its like a lama spitting at you.

I was 20 mins into a pretzel wank and all of a sudden BAM! LAMATTACKS!!

Just before I cum my missus tells me to yell LAMATTACKS!

Lamattacks by Itsfarkinchriso June 1, 2017