Lamattacks 

To ejaculate that hard and fast its like a lama spitting at you.

I was 20 mins into a pretzel wank and all of a sudden BAM! LAMATTACKS!!

Just before I cum my missus tells me to yell LAMATTACKS!

Lamattacks by Itsfarkinchriso June 1, 2017

Laxattack 

A sudden onset of diarrhea induced by means of laxative poisoning.

Guy 1: So i was at this concert and... (Guy one runs away.)
Guy 3: Where did he go?
Guy 2: Laxattack. I put some laxatives in his coffee this morning

Laxattack by John J Lannon January 26, 2009

lamantocks 

nipples, TITTIES!!!!!!!! there needs to be more words for nipples......

"My lamantocks are hard!!"

lamantocks by Boogenhaplertonert September 12, 2006