A person, typically male, who is frequently intimate with willing female participants. A labiaist is usual pleasing to the eye and able to have his pick of the female pack
J: Wow, 4 girls in 3 days, that's impressive
T: Yeah, that guy's a total labiaist.
J: Don't you meancocksman?
T: No, i meant labiaist, it's newer
Da "love nectar" dat guys love to "quench their thirst" on by licking a gal between her legs.
Savoring a female's "labiation" is all well and good --- said sumptuous fluid is produced by a gal of any sexual status. Da problem is dat said tasty secretions tend to be a powerful aphrodisiac to an already-horny stud, and so once he starts sticking his tongue in "down there", he may not be able to resist inserting another of his protruding bodily organs into dat same girly-orifice --- i.e., taking said chick's virginity.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.