LUErker 

Someone who goes to LUElinks, but does not post or contribute links. He leeches off of other LUEsers, and is not known at all. And when they do post it is a WTF situation.

morgulking75 "So i was fapping the other day."
*random LUErker* "Was it tasty?"
morgulking75 "WTF! Who the hell are you?"

LUErker by Morgulking75 May 1, 2005

Lucky Lurker 

A slut or prostitute that frequents Indian casinos for her prospects or John's.

So I gave that lucky lurker my room key and when I went back upstairs she was duct taping her pussy open on webcam.

Lucky Lurker by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Burrow the lurker 

Originating from the StarCraft unit "The Lurker" this phrase has now come to be a euphemism for sexual intercourse or, more specifically, the act of penetration.

Get ready now darling Mike's about to burrow the lurker!

Burrow the lurker by Kånkelberry Finn February 17, 2010

Liquid Lurker 

This place is like a sex shop. You go in expecting to go in there not really expecting to buy anything but for a laugh or two because some of the stuff is ridiculous. But the longer you stay, you get the urge to buy something. You go to one item, and then to another, and then another. Before you know it you interested in every damn sex toy in that store, because you say "Hey, this stuff will make me not emo anymore". You buy one, go home, and never felt better. You go back, and buy more and more. You go there so much you end up being sucked in it's attractive and manipulative environment. You will never leave again....ever

Liquid Lurker is the best site on earth, when it's alive!

Kcube has the dildo
Placebo likes the buttplug
DC likes the vibrator
BDZ likes to double head dildo with MessyMurder
EnormousAxie likes to smoke cigarette in the corner and watch it all
Jerome is a cool motha fuzza and likes to coordinate everything and film it
Sunsha and cute little Peachy there like to trib with eachother

Liquid Lurker by Boss Betty January 27, 2008

relationship lurker 

He's that dude who doesn't have any dating game on his own, so he hangs around couples waiting for the breakup so he can first be "the friend" to the girl, with hopes of it progressing to something more. He's always trying to stay friendly with his friends' exs. It sometimes works, but usually also breaks the bro code and leads to loss of friends, trust, and respect.

Rick: Who's she dating now?

Andy: Remember that little relationship lurker Seth she was always bringing along when we went out? They hooked up.

relationship lurker by musacha April 4, 2009

lurker 

A lurker is someone that follows the forum but doesn’t post.

lurker by Monk Mojo August 5, 2003

Down Low Lurker 

A man on the DL who lurks around public restrooms, parks, truck stops, porn stores, the locker room and shower at the gym, etc. looking for some random stranger(s) to have sex with.

I hate going to the gym on Thursdays after work. There’s this creepy DL Lurker who always seems to be hanging around in the shower or wandering the locker room in a towel.

I swear to God, her boyfriend is a down low lurker. I see him hanging around by the library bathroom three nights a week.

Down Low Lurker by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008